hmmm...

DO you think you're funny?

 

Hey!! DIDDLE DIDDLE...

answer your own riddle...

 

...I'm about to start a massacre.

 

Ok, just remember you are alone. Probably wouldn't end well for you.

 

I want to BOINK you upside the head.

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

<333 Hax0r

 

You do and I'll POKE you in the eye.

 

I'm too BUSY for poking.

 

Massacre over 'teh interweb.'

It's a used quote but still applies: "I'm going to become rich and successful when I invent a way to punch people in the face over the internet."

 

hmmm...

Maybe you could answer this...

After you die, what do you GET, LAID to rest?

 

I get to be with my soul MATE for all eternity.

 

Who'll PLOW your fields when you are gone?

 

I suppose some RELATIONS would pitch in and help around the farm.

 

It would probably take a professional TAG TEAM to handle your land...

 

Maybe they could NAIL a few loose things around here.

 

Bravo...

That was well played...

You keep this up and I may just have to TAP out right here where I LAY.

 

Thanks. I'm a BREED of my own.

 

FUCK, I think I'm out of synonyms.

 

Oh c'mon. You're a PRO. CREATE something already.

 

I'm not that COI TUSay anything that good...