The Truth

Discussion in 'Humor' started by YankNBurn, Dec 25, 2005.

  1. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    Well no one has ever claimed a truck driver has the greatest ability to make a good decision but here are some boo boos from the road:

    A driver drank down his 32 ounce soda and of coarse had to get rid of the fluid he had taken in. Not being close to a place and being in the usual hurry he took the same cup and filled it back up replacing the lid. Hours later he grew tired and had forgotten what he had done earlier, a sip quickly revieled his prior act and he did make a quick trip to the side of the road to toss his earlier lunch.

    $100.00 fine for littering was well worth it to a driver who used ziplock bags as a source to pee in. He tossed it out the window without looking in the LA area only to be intercepted by a CHP on a motorbike. The officer bought the story of it being a contianer her had kept ice in earlier. Alot of drivers would have paid the $100.00 to do the same.

    In Wyoming along the road about 3am I80 a driver could not hold his bowels, so he pulled over and lowered his drawers, leaned up against his duals on the tractor and did his deed. When he went to stand he found himself stuck to the wheel. He failed to account for the extreme low temps and the sweat on his back had froze him tot he metal wheel. I bit of yelling woke his team driver and a bit of coffee assisted in the rescue.
     
  2. JavaJade

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  3. ~peace~

    ~peace~ Senior Member

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    ^my thoughts precisely
    ~peace~
     

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