The crazy way of a bullet...

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Psykadelik_Budsmoka, Dec 27, 2005.

  1. Psykadelik_Budsmoka

    Psykadelik_Budsmoka Member

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    A woman, pregnant with triplets, was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK but the surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate.

    She later gave birth to triplets, two healthy daughters and a healthy son. All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears.

    "What's wrong?" asked the mother.

    "I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied the daughter.

    The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago.

    About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears.

    "Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out."

    Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16
    years ago.

    A week later her son walked into the room in tears.

    "It's okay" said the Mom, "I know what happened....you were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out."

    "No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog..."
     
  2. El Hijo de Puta

    El Hijo de Puta Banned

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    is the dog ok?
     
  3. Psykadelik_Budsmoka

    Psykadelik_Budsmoka Member

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    Don't know, the story ends here....
     
  4. ~peace~

    ~peace~ Senior Member

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    i hope the dog was ok, i would be really sad if he died
    ~peace~
     
  5. confessor

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    I heard the dog is ok, but it was pregnant at the time, and went on to have 3 pups, 2 female and one male ....

    :)
     

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