Dear lord, we thank you for this wonderful herb that you have out in front of us and provided with this planet, amen, All praises to the Cannbis lord we are not worthy. we are not worthy, punish us with more weed. punish us with more weed. smoked some shit laced with pcp today and two of my stoner friends taught me this shit. im still a little fucked up now but not as much. they taught me the secret handshake too
i've heard of some prayers for the herb before. i never said one, but sometimes i find myself saying something along the lines of "please mary, keep me safe and let me have a good time" whenever i get a little paranoid. i don't even think about it, it just runs through my head. but i must say, ever since that has happened (knock on wood) they have all been great.
