BLACK COMBS are FOLLOWING ME!

ok ok ok ok ok

it's really starting to freak me out. i keep seeing those small black plastic combs all over the place. i saw like three within a few weeks, and then i saw another a few weeks ago, and then i saw another one yesterday!!

it's totally weird!! WHY do i keep seeing these things?!?! WHY!!!!??!??!

 

you all think im CRAZY








but you are probably right....

 

thats weird......
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i don't.....you have freaked me out tho


there was a black plastic comb in my bathroom this morning and i have no idea where it came from! NO JOKE

 

They Are Everywhere~!!!!

 

they infiltrate unsuspecting homes via travel-kits

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haha......thats funny....


peace
chickens

 

BOO


I've got these things all over my damn house.All guys have them.

 

*screams*


AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

*runs and hides*


damn you backtothelab!!

 

haha, scary huh? You ought to buy a few, really embrace the comb. Understand the comb, be the comb, so on and so forth.

 

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



they are HAUNTING ME! because when i dreaded my hair i bought a whole package of them! and then i just had all these combs and i ....... *gasp*... THREW THEM OUT.

KARMA.

 

Maybe the combs aren't really there... Maybe nature is mad at you for undreading and keeps leaving them everywhere for you to find. :H

 

Buy them! If it was that simple there wouldn't be a problem. I don't need to buy them......they just come into my life without warning :$

or invitation

 

bjorky! you understand me!!



dilapidated! i think you might be onto something!!!

 

You'd better be careful. Black combs have ruined my life. They killed my father, and raped my mother. They are PURE EVIL!!!!!

 

trust me


I CAN TELL!

 

Embrace the comb? She will be dead in within the week if she does that. These combs are a heartless breed, never take anything they say at face value, they always have an alterior motive. You need to be tough to get through this, I recommend watching Apocalypse Now and emulating Killgore. He was a man who knew how to stay alive. You can still win this.

-"Charlie don't surf!" Bill Killgore

 

the creator of the universe worries me sometimes.

 

i found a black plastic comb on my desk this morning that i bought like a few months ago and i thought i had lost it. i guess it came back.

 

They Never Leave.