I need to get rid of my virginity

Haha thanks. its a compliment, I could push water on a fish.

I'm tottaly serious about bird though, I'm not even gay, and I'm having a hard time resisting his charms... this deals not going to last for long ladies.

 

He thinks I'm ugly...

 

c'mon guys he's a dutch boy looking to stick his finger in a dyke. can't anyone help him out?

 

You silly girl, I never said you are ugly.
On the contrary, I think you are extremely beautiful and hot!

 

You want an actual dyke? Usually lesbians don't like having sex with men...hmmm. I know I certainly wouldn't want you touching me, although I'm not a dyke, I'm quite the girly looking girl lover.

 

So you are a lesbian?
In that case I wonder what you are doing in this thread.

 

Well yes I am but I don't like to call myself that. And I'm sorry, I didn't know lesbians were only allowed to read certain things, silly me.

 

That is okay, everyone has to learn and I will forgive you this time.

Love, bird.

 

Let's get married!

 

Let us just have sex. :H

 

Umm... okay...

 

Do not feel sad, I just do not like the concept of marriage.

 

Me, neither... but I thought I'd do it once just to prove to everyone that thinks I should do it that it can't be done. Then they won't bother me anymore.

 

So you just wanted to use me for marriage?

*cries hysterically*

 

Well, you just wanted to use me for sex... we both win here, trust me... You'll probably last longer than the marriage....



Hopefully....

 

Sounds great, when do I start?

 

Hey, HaHa, before you go wasting yourself on the eurodweeb, don't forget that:
- I can go all night
- Nothing is taboo, I'll do it all
- I give the sweet foot massages before and after
- I never just roll over and go to sleep after -- unless by "after" you mean "after I've given you seven or thirty orgasms"...

Aaaaand, I'm already in the country!


Blue skies,
-Jeffrey

 

Now go get your own thread and stay out of mine.

 

Birdy, I will give you a house, a car, and a bike for sex.

 

hmm i have to say this d00d aint really woo'n me here.....