Semen Recipes

Discussion in 'Oral Sex' started by rmorgan, Dec 28, 2005.

  1. rmorgan

    rmorgan Member

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    Why didn't I think of this before? How 'bout a thread devoted entirely to semen recipes.


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  2. rmorgan

    rmorgan Member

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    Cum Salad Dressing

    I've actually tried this. It's not all that good, but I recommend it for novelty if nothing else.
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    Cum Shot

    Drink your guy's cum from a shot glass and I promise he'll be spellbound.
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    Cum Covered Cinnamon Roll

    I haven't tried this but it sounds sweet!
     
  3. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

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    you could always gargle it like a mouthwash.
    guess what the active ingredient would be.
     
  4. rmorgan

    rmorgan Member

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    I don't think I'd want to gargle it.
     
  5. Captain Catfish

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    You guys are sick.
     
  6. andcrs2

    andcrs2 Senior Member

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    Bored more likely...
     
  7. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

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    I'm bored sick.
     
  8. rmorgan

    rmorgan Member

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    I'm the chairman of the board
     
  9. ThePasserby

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    I don't know that I would ever want someone drinking my cum unless it was straight from the source.
     
  10. rmorgan

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    That's it! I'm really craving a nice warm mouthfull.
     
  11. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    As much as I like to orally satisfy, that just sounds retarded.

    Even if cum tasted awesome. That's still really dumb.
     
  12. andcrs2

    andcrs2 Senior Member

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    Never Thought I'd hear anything like this. *L* ^ ^ ^
     
  13. skybird

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    Okey I'll chip in my 2 cents on this.

    YOu can improve the taste of the male semen by drinking certain amounts of pineapple juice peppered with a bit of mint. The male must drink this constantly every evenings in large quantities. Within about two weeks there will be a remarkable improvement in the taste of the semen.
     
  14. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    haha
    i just don't see the point in making your semen taste better by drinking some drink every night before you go to bed or something like that
    i'm sorry....
     
  15. localhippy

    localhippy Senior Member

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    i second that
     
  16. SunshineLovePeace

    SunshineLovePeace all you need is love

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    what.. the.. fuck..
     
  17. MikeE

    MikeE Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Hmm. I'm working on a pill that would make semen taste like chocolate. If I succeed, do you think there would be a market for it?
     
  18. Cheeky

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    i expect so chocolate tastes good not that i'll be tasting it much lol
     
  19. Raving Sultan

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    i would drink a pineapple juice everyday if it meant i would get to make love to a girls throat and make it taste good,.
     
  20. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    If you're allergic to chocolate, would that be a problem? XD
     

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