there's a dizzle in my azzle every day

oh hey

 

Well, maybe you should get him to use a condom next time then.....





tap tap, is this thing on?

 

no he won't wear a condom
the synthetic fibers are quite unappealing
and anyway he's only a figment of your penis

 

i have scissors


i'll fix it

 

i dont understand
his steel penis can only be cut by marswaega, the mysterious **** of edginess

 

maybe we can just heat it up in the fire and melt it off..

 

If you get a "twitch in the place you can't itch," I believe they cancel each other out.