Stoner phrases

What are some of the phrases you guys use? Like somewhere I heard the phrase of reaching maximum bakedness and I thought that was fucking awesome

 

I'm baked like a cake

 

Ummm I think the most common stoner phrases I ever use or have heard of is either "I'm pimp!" or "BITCHES!"

 

i'm fuckin toasted

 

duuuuude *laugh* im fucking stoooooned. thats what i usally say after smoking.

 

My friend and i have a strange langauge so we use lots ob obscure phrases, also so we can talk about that stuff infront of non smokers.

Stoned- Mulleted, mullet chopped, *random mumble that makes no sence* < i get too stoned and words dont come out...
'lets go get stoned' - 'lets go faggot' "lets walk'(weird personal joke, hope no one find it offensive im so not homophobic, but use those words too much)

My favourite i my friend walks into my hosue and says 'I think i want a mullet' then we go smoke, my mum thinks we are crazy. AHHAHA i just imagined what would be going through her head when we just walk out after saying that...

 

- that joint is tighter then a witches **** in january
- I be blazed boys
- anyone got a light?

 

wastedhoots.com

 

i'm ripped, ripe, hee, i's gettin hai, lit, stizzled, broiled, blitzed, blizzed, blasted, basted, toast, trash, trysh, "these buds are the cat's ass", "these buds are filthy with trichomes", "those are some beastly mcbeasters you've got there", "pass me the laserbeam", "dam you took that blunt to bed for a weekend getaway dude", and when i'm real lit i'll just make up words and shit.

 

I'm fucking stoned
Fire?

 

Let's go bowling=Let's go take some mondo rips out of a bowl

 

apparently whenever i finnish a cone i state 'that was nice'

 

Baked to the bone.

 

"fuck it...blaze it"..

 

you peoples phrases are fucken LAME

 

"char gaye" (its urdu) meaning "i'm stoned!"
you know like when you're laughing like ass and then all of a sudden everything goes quiet and then you say it "char gaye" ; i'm stoned!

 

buzzing like a fly

 

Sometimes we'll just be sittin' there doin' nothing and someone will ask 'what should we do?' and then I turn to them and say '...Punch it Chewy.'

 

we should steal a baby. people pay good money for babies...

 

"i'm fuckin lit"