"store bought bohemian" refers to prairie skirts and cowboy boots, among other goodies found at Urban Outfitters. None of which I see Kris wearing. But hey. Maybe I'm wrong. I bet your mum has earrings. Is she falling into the corporation's trends? It's all about the corporations, man, isn't it?
Nothing personal against the store. They do have some cute clothes. But they are, in fact, the epitome of boho revival.
That specific reference hasn't been invented yet. Im here in 1992 and get this - metal things in your face and blue hair dye is even sad right now. Im sure its all the sadder in your time period. Geez... get off the face-piercing stuff already people. Who does that anymore.. 32 year old Mums still clinging onto something? Get a lower back tattoo while your at it.