George Carlin and the Seven Dwarves

George Carlin believes the Seven Dwarves were dope fiends.

Doc was their supplier. He'd write you a prescription for anything you want.

Happy smoked pot.

Sleepy was hooked on downers.

Sneezy was a coke head.

Grumpy was wired on speed.

Bashful got paranoid from too much LSD.

Dopey would do anything! Smoke, drink, snort, eat or shoot up, just bring it on!

As for Snow White, her name arouses suspicion.

 

Well, Walt Disney was a pretty cool guy... And Snow White was his first full length feature film.... that's a hard thing to accomplish without a little help. I'm sure he just wanted to give props...hehe...

 

My mom's a nurse and a few years back the hospital gave nurses the same list with all the 7 dwarves and their drug addiction symptoms as a way to recognize drug addictions in people, as a teaching tool basically.

 

wow! i didnt know that!! another thing i have in common with carlin. so strange. i've been tokin for years n often spoke of the same things he talks about in his stand ups. weird! i guess we're just both fuckin smart!

 

ahahhahaa george carlin is a cool dood

 

george carlin is the man

 

george carlin thinks farts are funny

i think that's pretty funny too