Real Kinky Masturbation...

well...i'm on summer holidays...alone all day every day...and i want some new ways to masturbate to really have a good cum...

i checked out jackinworld and mymasturbation...and tried the ice cubes up my ass one...worked great...

any other suggestions?

 

I personally like to put some lunch meat on my junk and let my cat go to town while I smear mayonaise on my nipples with a couple ping-pong balls up my ass.

 

i never ever thought id say this, but dude you just went way to far

 

I dunno.. I laughed so hard when I read that. I'm surprised coffee didn't spray out my nose.

 

She's not a dude. Tool is a chick, check her gallery.

Fish

 

Nah. He had it right.

 

What you said about the cat and the mayo, toolmaggot, was absolutely ROCKIN'!! (happy new year)

 

ROFL tool! narsty but hilarious!

 

Still laughing. That is some funny stuff.

 

Cover your ass cheeks in duck tape, sit on some metel jumping jaxs and beat your meat bro.

 

And chew foil. Then fuck the foil and chew it again.

 

Kind of made me think of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eySYW_xOaw"]YouTube - Jay and Silent Bob Funny Deleted Hooker Scene

It's funny that the Hooker on the Left is dressed just like Julia Roberts at the beginning of Pretty Woman right down to the wig.

Stay Brown,
Rev J