the secret to casual sex

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Duck, Dec 30, 2005.

  1. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    A friend of my brother and I has discovered the secret to casual sex. Arrogance. No this does not work on all women but a damn good majority. He has had sex he says almost every night he has gone out looking for it. Last night he had sex with a dominatrix, for free. He is not good looking, just a little witty and as far as women are concerned arrogant as hell.
    First thing I wanted to say, I don't think I could handle that type of thing. You know, being such a goddamn dick.
    And for the second, I think part of the reason is that the women (even the dominatrix) wants to be ruled over. Part of this could be society's fault part of it could be biological who knows. Another reason could be they are shitty at seperating arrogance from confidence.
    What are your thoughts on the subject?

    and no, he is not making this up, he is very open, I know him well yada yada
     
  2. Beyond-the-Clouds

    Beyond-the-Clouds Senior Member

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    I agree and I've known it for some time now. That's why I'm a swave mack daddy. I have a ego, i crack jokes all the time, and I talk the talk.
     
  3. AshtonsMom

    AshtonsMom Banned

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    I've been suckered into casual sex twice. And both of them were arrogant bastards. Came off as a sweetheart at first, then turned bastard real quick on me.
     
  4. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    well the whole point of his is to come off arrogant
     
  5. Sunnie

    Sunnie Jes-Jes

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  6. happyhippyflower

    happyhippyflower Sucker Punch

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    Either where you live is way behind the times...and I mean way way behind the times as in 12 years behind the times, or you were looking at slang words from the early '90s or you're really my age pretending to be 17. Listen, no one has used 'mack daddy' since kriss kross was hot and I believe you were in diapers then.

    And the comment about the dominatrix wanted to be dominated had me dying. LoL
     
  7. Dissident

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    Thank you



    Someone had to say it
     
  8. Beyond-the-Clouds

    Beyond-the-Clouds Senior Member

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    Yo, word up, dawg, I'm da bomb, man, like all tubular and off the hook and prodigious. If I wanted to be modren, I wouldn't be on a web site that's about a movement that took place in the 60s, nome sayin'?
     
  9. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    if ya ask me.. (i know you didn't but heres my 2 cents anyways) it's all depressing..


    i miss being in a relationship and having sex with the same person and getting to know their "moves" and him knowing mine :( great! now i'ma go pout!
     
  10. Beyond-the-Clouds

    Beyond-the-Clouds Senior Member

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    You mean moves like, insert penis in mouth and leave it there until semen come out? How long did it take to learn that one?
     
  11. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    aww *hugs the sad one*
     
  12. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    ugh.. damn 17yr olds..

    NO .. lame!!
     
  13. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    so, um

    how does that work while being a female? Arrogance usually makes guys think you aren't interested in anything breathing, insofar as I can tell
     
  14. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    i know.. big goober huh?

    just getting too old for "casual sex" .. i think i'll shut up now
     
  15. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    you are one of the smart ones
    I like you
    nah, if anything just maturing mentally
     
  16. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    I've been going with wearing lots of after shave.

    Hasn't worked yet, but I did catch my coat on fire.
     
  17. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    but being smart doesn't help me get laid

    if anything, it prevents me from sleeping with all the morons around here, and refusing to fuck people who whine about using a condom only a few hours after having boasted about sleeping with over twenty girls

    duck, get your sexy ass up to sk now, mmk?
     
  18. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    bad Lodui! you'd give me a migraine by just being kindasorta near you. Lots of people get headahces/migraines from aftershave and cologne, particularly when there's too much of it

    but I did get nice stinky stuff for xmas this year, maybe I'll wear that for a bit
     
  19. Beyond-the-Clouds

    Beyond-the-Clouds Senior Member

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    I don't care if chicks are arragent, not arragent, smart, or dum. I just care it they're sexy. That's cuz I'm a pimp, yo, like a swave mack daddy, nome sayin'. And I know that chick that posted above is sexy, like all foxey and stuff.
     
  20. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    haha
    you are like me... only more female

    I can't stand sluttiness and such, or rather my brain has more control than my dick
    but I suffer because of it

    and I still don't have my license... but am I working on it *thumbs up*
     
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