fortune cookies

I just got one that said "You are heading for a land of sunshine and relaxation"


I hope its metaphorical.. otherwise I need to go buy some sunscreen.

 

well isnt that nice

 

not as nice as it would be if it said "you heading for a land of chris"


and remember.. always add "in bed" to the end of the fortune.

 

well im flattered

 

i always take the fortunes inside of fortune cookies SO seriously.. i keep them and everything cuz "keeping them will make them come true"

 

i just got one last night
i do save em in my pocket
but eventually forget about them
and die in the washer = /

 

haha
yeah thats what happens to me too

 

damn fortune cookies!
hey i had coffee flavored tea at the restaurant
we asked for tea because it's free
but they so gave us coffee
those bastards

 

Fortune cookies are my favourite cookies.

I could care less about the fortune. I just like the way they taste.

 

me too!
i eat the cookie before i even look at the fortune

 

who doesnt


haha i always have to read the fortune out loud
so i always stuff the cookie in my mouth
and then tell everyone the fortune
with my mouth still full of cookie
the person sittin right next to me
usually gets a cookie crumb shower

 

haha..id be like yay cookie crumb shower

 

my work has a bunch of them.. so i eat like 3 every time i work. not sure if they can still come true then...