how did you get home last night?

I was at friends house...... I passed out at 4:30 on the couch.

 

and you stole my thong....I'd like it back please

 

Oh so that was yours? Do you want it back

 

just don't wash the crust off of it first

 

Ewwww........ I don't have crust.

 

then I'd prefer not to have them back

 

I stayed home last night. Four of us (including Skye), played cards, talked, ate, and had a blast. None of us drink so.

 

Well I don't really want it the sparkles aren't comfy on my special place.

 

I had those custom made to stimulate my special place

 

200 bucks....so you know what? ship them back fedex.....don't use UPS cuz there gay

 

Well the question is how did I get from your house to mine.

 

in the rectum of a camel.....

 

Wow that was gross.

 

getting you in there was worse.....

 

I didn't go out.. I went to bed at like 7:30pm..