well im going to court on the 9th on the count that i was caught with periphernalia at school and was sited by the pig. and now i have court, again, and i just got off probation in november after 6 months of misery, i thought i was free at last, yet another month later i have court and another possible 6 months probation on the count of its my second offence, and i just got off probation, and i dought the judge or last probation officer will like that, and well now im scared that they might drug test me because its a drug related offence, and now all i can think about is having another half a year wasted because of my stupid idiotic actions, and is now paying the price....well all i wanted to ask is if you think there is hope for me to pass a drug test in a week, i just smoked last night and dont plan on smoking again for a while, but if i drink a ton of water w/ cranberry juice, exorcise and take alot of vitamin B, do you think it will work? thanx for listening
exercise a shit load. sit inside with the heaters on and wear ski clothes so you sweat a lot. and drink litres of water each day. also, check up on those detox diets.. it might be a long shot, but those things are supposed to clean out your body, but because you have little time, i think you can get detox pills. i hear laxatives work too haha
a lot depends on how much you smoke....an occasional smoker would probably be clean after a week of water drinking.
I have some Cleanse-Blendz tea, or however you spell it, and it clears you out in three hours so that might be something to try. It's kind of expensive though, but I just jacked it from GNC. Or you can take Niacin, but be careful and don't over do it; I've seen people instantly turn ghost white after taking too many, so take like one, two at the most, every day along with drinking tons of cranberry juice/water and you'll be in the clear.
just pee in the cup and throw it at them, that might teach those asswipes a lesson. -probably not a good idea but you know how great it would feel
haha yea thanks, but i got another question, what do they do if im dirty? just go on probation longer or what?
Tape an IV bag to your crotch and run the tube out ur zipper when you piss, make sure it has a twist valve at the end so u can control the flow. Note: Use clean piss, I know a guy that did this but the guy he got it from was high when he gave him his piss.
They also have fake dicks that come filled with piss and are battery powered to keep the piss warm in case they test for temperature.
haha yea i heard of that shit, but i did a piss test before and he practically looks over your shoulder while do it, and you have to stand infrot of a mirror so those fags can see you take a piss
yup they test for temperature, if you sneak in a bag of piss then it needs to be like, right under your nuts to keep it warm enough, its complicated
First: Much exercise like Sports or illnes like a influenca bring out the metabolites from the fat. The problem, this makes all more worse, people who haven't smoked for Months and then got sick or did alot of sports, got Positive on THC! Second: The Rumours of drinking alot of Orange Juice or Water is shit, it will lower the amount of THC, but Drug tests work on NANOGRAMMS! Lower THC level doesn't mean you'll past the test. Third: There are alot of cleaner Products on the market, they are a waste of money! The Companies make money with the hope of us "druggies" to get clean. What really helps: Either ask a clean friend for piss, WARNING, you must cool it like a bottle of Milk... + "You'll be clean" - If you don't keep the piss cooled you will be fucked. Why? Bacterias will come, and then the test will say, you have consumed Amphetamines! Alaun: Alaun is a Mineral, which ruins the test. You must take white alaun crystals, crush the alaun to powder, then put into hot water, and wait till it vanishs. then you let it cool of, and fill it in a normal injector, like junkies use them, and then you tape it onto your Boxershorts, the cops never look onto your dick or how you piss, here in Germany. I've tested it successfully... FOOLED THE COPS HA HA! + Test is ruined - If they look for test ruining substances you are FUCKED. Water in the injector: Works almost like the Alaun way, just take normal water, fill it into the injector, and tape it onto your shorts. + Test negative - If your caught your in trouble Run for it: The safest way: Run for it! Run away from home, i did that, i went to Amsterdam, when a policeman warned me, that they wanted to take me to a test, and look at my house. I threw everything away or took it with me, got a ticket to Amsterdam, went to the train, and off to the netherlands. I stood there one year, and then came back. + Your safe! +A place like Canada or the NL won't make you problems -When your caught, you have a problem, especially with border controls. -When you haven't finished school yet, you shouldn't do this if you don't want to miss a year.
Psykadelik_Budsmoka, thats not necessairly true with the "Second:" statement you claimed. A friend of mine once had the police waiting for him at his home because his parents were pissed at him or whatever and when he got back they told him that they'd be testing him the next morning, (he was blazed out of his mind). He took a few shots of vinegar and chugged a bottle of cranberry juice and the test didnt detect any THC in his urine. And also, once you flew over to Amsterdam, where'd you go from their for the next year?
yea last year when i was already on probation, i was warned exactl 1 month before that i had a drug test comming, well i drank and drank drank a fuckin shitload of water and nearly pissed out my intestine, but it was exactly 30 days of tons of water and i passed, thats it. and that whole "keep it cool" theroy, it needs to be warm when you hand it to them and it cold they wont accept it, needs to be fresh and warm right out the pee hole...so you gotta keep it right under your nut sack to keep it warm, then givve it to them fast before it cools. and why the fuck would i run away from home when im expecting court? that will just give me a warrant, and i dont want to deal with juve again
You will probably get a longer probation anyway, regardless of whether you test positive or not, because it is your second offense. If you test positive it will be worse, but I think it will be longer than 6 months either way. Quit smoking right now and exercise a lot, drink lots of water, and piss alot. Also, do whatever else you can think of to clean your system out.
Coffee!! LOOOADS of coffee(8-5cups at a time, several times a day. When you start to get "down")!... Eventually take some (pseudo-)ephedrine if it's legal where you live... If it causes a false + for amphetamines, tell them it's ephedrine.
PS: It's GOT to be legal for you to do it... PSPS: I'm wondering about something... If you smoke in Amsterdam and then go to another country where weed is illegal and get tested. What happens? And what if you take (legal), synthetic THC??
