strange p.o.v. on it

Discussion in 'Oral Sex' started by teh-horace, Dec 18, 2005.

  1. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    For some reason I'm just thinking about it and I'm thinking that oral sex is the strangest thing. Where did that come about in evolution? I mean, I don't know honestly. Are there other animals that give oral sex? If not, and we're the only ones, how did it come about? Lol, the origins of oral sex, that could be a movie.
     
  2. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    I've wondered the same thing.

    Was it a cavewoman who decided, "I'ma put this schlong in my mouth, and see what happens!"

    Whoever it is should have a city named after them or something. A holiday, at least.
     
  3. Therefore...

    Therefore... Antidentite

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    It's what sets us apart from the animals.
     
  4. diamondsontheinside

    diamondsontheinside Member

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    this made me think of something.... do animals masterbate? like a dog for instance. when they lick and lick their belly region, i always just assumed it was innocent.... but isn't that where the lady dogs parts are? and whats with dogs humping things? what do you guys think?
     
  5. Alternative_Thinker

    Alternative_Thinker Darth Mysterious

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    Animals DO masturbate, though, they lick themselves to clean themselves, too. Humping, on the other hand can mean a few different things. That's generally a sign of chalenge and/or domination. In other words, if a dog humps your leg, he's challenging you, or he simply thinks he's the boss...or both. But I've had this one female dog that seemed to always hump on the floor. I am convinced she was masturbating at such times.

    As for the oral sex part, I think it DOES stem from the animals smelling another's genitals for the greeting and identification purposes. As far as I know, pheromones have a lot to do with our being attracted to another being. I think that, by performing oral sex, we humans take that to the next level and actually practice it for the purpose of sexual satisfaction. I think it's an instinct that, upon inhaling the aroma of the opposite(or the same, depending) sex, one experiences the urge to also taste. We humans figured out, upon seeing the results oral sex may produce, that stimulating another's genitals with the mouth can be art in itself worthy of being explored, practiced, and mastered, so to speak.
     
  6. RoamingGnome

    RoamingGnome Member

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    Female chimps give eachother oral.
     
  7. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    So do drunk broads at frat parties.

    I wonder if the chimps do it for attention.
     
  8. andcrs2

    andcrs2 Senior Member

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    *slowly shaking Head while grinning*
     
  9. monosphere

    monosphere Holly's Hubby

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    I was watching some educational whatnot about sex when I couldn't sleep one night. I don't remember much of it, but it did talk about oral sex and something about tasting whether or not your mate has been with other males. I don't know if they were talking about people or animals, but I do remember the monogamy factor of it. Might be worth looking up.
     
  10. icedteapriestess

    icedteapriestess linguistic freak

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    A female snunk won't give it up without some oral attentions from the male snunk... and some biting and scratching, but mostly its the licking that she likes.

    And we've all seen the monkeys at the zoo playing with them selves. A female dolphin will "snout" other female dolphins, and be snouted in return.
     
  11. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    lol, that doesn't count
    we can exclude dolphins
    they're just horny bastards =P
     
  12. lovelightlisa

    lovelightlisa Senior Member

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    they say masturbation helps keep all the fluids fresh n healthy and such
    so its no problem havin kids and thats why other animals masturbate too,
    i think that there was a smart cavechick who didnt wanna get pregnant,
    but did feel horny and lazy too so she got the dumb cavedude to lick it for her or something like that.
     
  13. sweetpea4186

    sweetpea4186 Member

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    Even if its about domination, it is still masturbation. The fact that masturbation may have some other social purpose doesnt change it into something else, its still masturbation, the "lipstick" comes out and then so does the splooge.
     

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