oh man I wanna puke My dad's friend Eric and his wife are visiting here at the moment and my dad is like all over this guy's wife (forget her name), if he could see himself he'd realize what a dumbass he's being. and man. she's like twenty or so, and he's fifty two! and he's still kinda married too, heh. he keeps standing behind the chair she's sitting in looking down her fuckin' pants. And he constantly has this (toothless) grin on his face.. urhg... gross grossssssssssssssss.... make it stop....
That's crazy. You're dad probably thinks he is still this cool cat like when he was younger& had teeth. If he ever was a rad guy. Heh. Just learn from example not to get all skanky when you're older. Haha.