Failed my drug test :)

Well, my mom told me I'd have a drug test today, and i did. It was at the doc's office, and I failed for quite a few substances. See, I decided befroehand that it was total bullshit, so I just went crazy on New Years. I had a hangover at the test, was really burnt out (from about 10, 11 grams of weed with a couple of friends), and took 3 oxy 20's the night before. I failed my test with flying colors. Tested positive for opiates, barbituates, benzo's, and weed.

I got an extended drug test which included barbs and benzo's.
I explained my position on it in the time when the doc was out and I was alone with my mom. I am now grounded until february. Man, I rule.

 

They can lock up your body, but the door to your mind will remain open.

 

sneak out buy as much #### as possible and take a vacation.

 

Well, the doctor legally can't report me (if he did, he'd be open to civl suits and the case would be thrown out; doctor patent confidentiality) and my parents wouldn't send me to jail/probation. I'm happy.

 

umm

you are stupid

but ok

 

bad moove, no way to win against the parents.

 

Except my mom won't tell my dad, because he would go ballistic and make both our lives a living hell. My mom is just gonna ground me for a while.

 

wow that sucks ass man, let's hope it goes by fast eh?

 

And this is a good thing....




why?

 

cause he is a fucking moron and "rebel"

 

Next time just refuse to take the test.

 

you said you did 3 oxys, well did you test positive for opiates or positive for oxycodone???

i thought that oxycodone could not be tested on a standard opiates test. More advanced standard opiates (quest, labcorp, etc.) check for hydrocodone/hydromorphone but i didn't know they checked for oxycodone (b/c it doesn't break down into morphine)

also, what day and time was your test and what day and time did you do all those drugs?


from now on though, if you wanna keep gettin wasted like that, you should buy some synthetic urine (unless someone watches you). The #1 is perfect for you becuase since it's a doc's office they probably check for tempature and you probably can't use the sink or the toilet (with blue water in it which you wouldnt want anyway because its cold water). The range for passing is 90-100 deg F.

 

And you're a fucking idiot. What's your point?

 

aww... pointless attempts at revenge are cute

 

I stand by my statement.

 

exactly why I stand by my original one

 

Because you're a fucking idiot?

Then we agree!

 

hahaha settle down, i woulda done the same thing, if i was in your shoes anyway, but never ever ever do that when in trouble with the law....like me, i got a test next week, and im so fuckin dirty im just going to get fucket up out of my mind until then fk it

 

heeeeyyy Liz.... im a little baked yo.... but i got to tell you.... when like when like i saw that picture yeah.... dude when i saw that nnfe picture i knew exactly what you talk like man.... you likestarted talking....OMG i think i just realized what this is its the spirit you lost to your photo replaying itself to me!1!! this is an amazing day for science and shit....

 

wholy shit dude no fuckin way...hehehe your fuckin trippiiinn