New Years Eve, got shit faced, went crazy in golf cart, flew under little tree, good sized little branch hit front bar, whiplashed and hit me square in the lip, bled, hurt like shit, cant feel it.....................
wow bummer...it should return to normal in a few days. i got elbowed square in the mouth at practice last month and i couldnt feel anything for a few days. its a small price to pay to the party gods
hahaha it was a GREAT night!!! started doin doughnuts and shit and I fell out and rolled a couple times! It was like some shit from a movie, haha it didnt hurt untill the next morning.....or afternoon actualy when I woke up... It was great though, we had a bonfire and everybody was passin bowls aorund the cricle, there were 8 of us and 8 bowls so everyone had a bowl at the same time so we had to all pass at the same time it was pretty funny I waas like "at the sound of the gong we will pass" and then I like stompe dlike a sumo wrestler guy and hit a fake gong and went "bowowowowowowwwoowowow" woooooo it was nice
hhahahaha.. if its out of a movie i think itd be Jackass the Movie.. I'm going to have to try that equal number of bowls circle thing..
it only took you two shots to get you that wasted? geez.. i can drink half a fifth a bottle of rum on my own and still not act like that
Last I heard of someone getting drunk on a golf cart late at night, my friend was peeing off of the back of it, and my other 2 friends were in the front, so they decided to take a hard ass turn to be funny, and my friend fell out while he was peeing, and then yelled, "I scraped my weiner!" Good shit.
