Masturbation Ideas

Well hello everyone, im new in this forum and im here cause i wanna know what do u gals use to masturbate at home?
I once used one of those electric tooth brushes and it went good but i would like to try something else, any ideas?
Oh i can't buy any vibrators or dildos cause i dont have a safe place to keep them so that's not an option for me.
I would like some home-made ideas? plz?

 

I once read that those electric toothbrushes are a real bad idea, below the belt. I'll see if I can find the link... Anyways, I would highly recomend just purchasing a vibrator and finding an appropriate hiding place. It'll be worth it in the end. But, if that truly is not an option, go for one of those mini massagers you can get anywhere. Even the HumBug Back Massagers (the ones shaped like a bug that you can get at any department store) would work. Look for something that vibrates with no sharp edges.

However, be warned that leaving any of those products on for extended periods of time will cause their motors to die. They are simply not built for that kind of use, but in a pinch, they will work. All in all, I would suggest to get the most bang for your buck, to just bite the bullet and buy a vibe.

 

A semi-serious idea. Buy a large carrot / potato/turnip. Like, one the approximate size of a penis. roughly . Get a large pencil or something, and jam a hole in it. Take that electric toothbrush, and but off off the bristles. Jam it in to the vegetable. Go to town, so to speak. You might want to consider any possible infections as a result of this, or if it would even work. I'm just thinking about stuff to make right now, and this came up.

 

An electric mixer with only one beater attached. Great for hitting the g-spot. (Only use on low speed)

 

The vegatable idea is a bad one, hunny. There's so many chemicals and pesticides on produce nowadays, that you could seriously harm yourself. I'm assuming the mixer comment was a joke, but of course, do not take that seriously.

 

roll your labias out with a rolling pin!! oh yea!!! j/k

Bella!! How you been doll?

 

thanks a lot for the recommendations, I'll see what can i do

 

Eggbeater.

 

Shower head If you have a shower head in your bath tub, put a towel over it to create one large stream of water, lie on your back and aim for what feels good...

 

Isn't that what the CIA was doing to terrorists? I think they call it waterboarding.

 

Lean up against the washing machine.

 

buy one of those squiggle wiggle writers if you can find it...it takes 1AA battery and ya know...is a pen so you dont really have to hide it..or if you are lucky enough to have any kind of tub with jets there is always that

 

heres a tip for guys (if you are a dry stroker like i am)...wrap your cock in a fleece blanket and stroke away...you wont ever use a bare hand again...it even catches your load too.

 

Condom and vegetables cucumber? Carrot?

Bottles..

Anything really

 

Well a girlfriend suggested I use a hand puppet, it was a blue shark. That was weird.

 

I used a fuzzy Bona pad for dusting the floor rolled up in a shop vac vacuum tube the feeling got me off real good