Have a go

I had sex a cat and it was hot.

 

I tasted a slut and it was hot...

Oh, the maturity.

 

lol, yes?

 

LMFAO... *calm*

 

I had sex with a hobo so I could be sexy

 

I love a gay guy for love, heh, makes sense.

 

i aroused a naked statue and it was hot

 

I got down and dirty with a Louis Vuitton bag just for the attention.

 

WTF i read these w/o seeing the first page and thought everyone was insane, now i know that i was just desperate for a cat and enjoyed it greatly??? wtf

 

i hated a whore for a cherry flavoured condom?

 

I was desperate for a whore and I enjoyed it..

 

I got down and dirty with a Louis Vitton bag for birth control!


OMG... that is just wrong.

 

I got rowdy with an adult toy so people would talk to me.


eh, not that strange..

 

hahah
didn't need to hear that "hev"
'tis the first time i've called you that i believe

 

why do ppl put hev in freakin qoutation marks like its not real or something.. its a freakin nickname.. if you dont like it, dont call me it..


and what i meant by "not that strange" is that there have been far stranger ones in this thread.

 

"I AROUSED A GAY GUY AND ENJOYED IT"


i dont dont even know what aroused is
???

 

i played a whore for a cherry flavoured condom

 

....i'm sorry....

 

naw, its not just you richie.. everyone does it.. like its weird or something.. i just dont get it..

 

i get it