started growing behind my dresser

i'm starting to grow a few plants behind my dresser (yes, i still live with my parents) and i can't find any fluorescent lights so i'm going to try out this fluorescent strobe light i have, do u think that'll work? i have about 7 seeds and i'm putting them in little plastic cups under the strobe light and putting it all in a box to keep it hidden.

i dont have any money to buy a light, will a strobe work on its most lit setting?
i dont have any ventilation system, so will spraying my room with stuff keep the smell away?
i'm using a mix of sand and dirt to grow the plants and some miracle grow is going to be put in the water when i water them every 3 days. does that sound good?
is this going to be too risky? the back of my dresser is in a corner and you cannot see the growing area without moving the dresser, but still, based on your expiriences, is this too stupid?

 

Yes.

 

1.no
2.no
3.no
4.no
5.yes
6.yes

 

thats so weird i'm growing behind my dresser also

 

You're not gonna grow pot behind a dresser.

If you read a grow book you'll find out why, and what you need to grow massive quantities of primo bud.

 

dude growing at your parents house isnt the best idea, bellive me ive tried. Not only are you gana grow in your room but just behind a dresser? I tried my closet all sealed up with ventilation(a dryer tube from my closet to window with a fan on both ends pushing and pulling) and it still smelt up our whole basement and it was only 4 plants. Spraying stuff Helps untill it goes away, i'd go for and air purification system with the lights in them that sanitise the air and take the smell out. The whole strobe light thing i dont know if itll work maybe, maybe not. That and being caught smoking is nothing compared to getting caught growing weed, kinda hard to say you were just "trying it out". It would be better to start them out inside and then relocate them to a better outdoorsy location. To answear you last question "Is this too stupid?" YESSS!!!!!!!!!!!

 

imagining your set-up fills me will giggly wonder

 

I'd listen to ranger dude, he's a smart person... knows what he's talking about