my mom gives me drug tests yet she does it.

my mom did (or does) drugs i know she did. my step-dad told me..yet she always gives me drug tests and last monday she called the cops on me for hanging out with some friends and smoking..then she found and straw in my pocket yesterday and she called the cops on me again.. there(cops)always trying to find out who i did drugs with and trying to get them in trouble why cant they just leave me alone and wake up!! im not going to tell them who i did drugs with you think i want to get my friends in trouble? ya right i'll take all the blame and trouble rather then get my friends in trouble!!!

legalize pot!!!!

 

wow thats fucked up, if I were you, I'd get my ass out of the USA...

 

It ain't the USA that's the problem, it's the dude's mom that has the hangup. Seems like a good idea that you might try and work things out between the two of you, CKS, and leave the cops out of it. But you're a righteous guy with some real cojones to be taking the flak for your buds, man. I hope they're worthy of it, or would at least reciprocate if they were in YOUR shoes. Kudos to you, and happy new year.

 

stop allowing her to give you tests, continue to smoke pot because you are hopefully educated enough about it that its to harmless to let someone give you shit

 

"here you go dear pee in this cup"---"no" thats all u gotta say....NO, and shit, let her call the cops, its not like your going to tell them anything anyway, and after a while they will just stop comming over and realize that your mom is fuckin crazy

 

That's probably a very good idea, actually.

 

...they found a straw? Sounds like somebody has more important things than an MJ posession ticket to worry about.

 

i just stared at your sig for like the last 10 hours.

 

hahaha yea its it hypnotiser.....now....you will take off all your clothes and....run out in the street while singing mary had a little lamb while holding a dog....*SNAP*

 

^ ^ ^Must obey....must obey

 

sorry your mom is so fucked up to you, but you should try to talk to your mom and just get her to stop, and I think it cool to be doing what your doing just don't get into any trouble and stick to just pot you'll do pot I'm sure you need it because you sound pretty at ease even tho your mom calls the cops alot!!!

 

thats fuckin ludicrous. A STRAW? what the hell did your mom say to the cops??! "PLEASE COME OVER QUICKLY, I FOUND A STRAW IN MY DAUGHTERS POCKET! ITS AN EMERGENCY!" and how did she come across that straw in your pocket. she definately sounds like one snoopy bitch.

you definately should sit down and talk to her.

 

ya i tried many times to talk to my mom but beleive me it dosnt work....and she is snoopy she records my conversations on the phone(i cut all the wires in the last recording device she had but she got a new one) and shes friends with all the cops around here(i think she sleeps with them all) but i guess she found the straw and called the cops and they came over that night as i was pulling in the drive way...

 

fuck I can't believe the cops even came out once for a call like that. maybe US cops are completely different, because I can't seriously imagine a RCMP officer leaving Tim Hortens for that.

 

that is some real fucking bullshit.. i'd prob kill her lol

 

hahaha man. i know what you mean, here in Canada.. Never go to tim hortons when you got drugs.. its the worst idea...

Its like a cop magnet...

Every time i got there and im high, there always has to be a cop (even when im not).. and theyll always stare at me.. but one of those nasty stares, but hek.. the dudes are too much enjoying their donuts and coffee, so they never get up lol

 

So was there heroin residue on the straw or something? wtf is going on here? Tell your mom to lay off the tweak and/or crack, maybe she won't be so jumpy.

 

Because you're mom probably has a pretty decent job, so she can go out and smoke weed if she wants to... However you're 16

 

my mom dosnt have a good job most of the money she gets, she gets from sleeping with guys and i know im 16 but weed is illegal for any age so whats it matter if im 16 and shes 31? o and there was nothing in the straw she thought there was coke in it tho...

 

You can always water down the urine alot of drop lots of visine in there, that is unless she stays with you while you do it.


....and so you're saying that the straw was a normal length straw?


still that blows for you big time.