I gots to go to church in the am....

I just hope the carpet dont smoke where I walk.

 

whats.. church?


i've been reading this book about jesus.. and it says he's a myth because he's not mentioned in any books written at the time of his life.. i'm all.. confused even more now

 

But I have two circles of friends, one is the ruffneck hippies and such and the other is much much older very well to do church going types.

Talk about contrast.

So ive been under intense pressure to attend church with them.

Go figure I wonder why?

But the main reason is I met this female about two months ago or so and somthing told me I needed to know more about her but didnt think much of it.

I was asked the other night to change a lock at her place for her and I did.

She was way too nice and asked me to stay for supper but I blew her off and said thanks but ive got things I got to do.

So I think her and her children might be there in the am....so I got to do a little follow up on this lady.

 

free crackers and wine.. 'nough said

 

Cracker I am, no wine for me

 

Whatever you do, look them in the eye and smile; throwing in an "amen brother" or "amen sister" every once in a while doesn't hurt either; show no fear, show no sign of being uncomfortable. Otherwise, they will be all over you and will not let up.

 

its pretty well believed he did exist, although many people find the whole idea of the creator of an entire universe doing that a little obserd. There is a great deal of debate of how his name was pronounced and that makes him dificult to track in ancient text

 

the book says that too.. but it also states that all these amasing things he did are never mentioned in any books.. makes me wonder. i'm only about 1/3 of the way into the book.. so who knows

 

if you think thats confusing you should try reading that other book, shouldnt the messiah fit the desciption of the messiah?

 

he's my main man - nobody fucks with the jesus

 

I thought that was Hey Zeus.

 

If you're in Mexico maybe.

 

Church isnt so bad. Well, as long as its in english. You get to see some guy in a dress say some really ignorant and hateful things, as well as getting a workout from standing up, sitting down, standing up, kneeling, standing up, sitting down, kneeling, standing, kneeling, kneeling, kneeling, kneeling, kneeling, leaving.

When its in italian, its boring as fuck

 

Ive already thought it this am so I might as well post it, Id rather fucking go to fucking jail vs go to this fucking church this am.

Here I am just an average joe going to a church with about 40 members and I be not one is worth less than half a mil.

My friends are worth about 11 mil, the other people I know are worth about 4 mil.....and here I am the poster boy for satan, who knows what my net worth is.

Only god and the fucking irs knows the answer to this cause I dont.

Yea im bitchin here, sorry but I fucking dred this.

Maybe they will see how much I dont fit in and get off my ass about going any more.

Ok im done for now.

 

just show them this pic: