I feel like crap

dear god, I'm so glad I don't ahve to do anything today

my lower back is soooo sore from painting yesterday, I've got a bad cold that makes my nose all blocked up (and blowing it does nothing), my voice is barely tehre, swallowing hurts like a mofo, I swing from sweating to freezing in second, and my skin is ultra fucking sensitive right now

dammit, I need some good cold medicine to knock me out for a few more hours, so I don't have to deal with this crap.

 

Try some mdma. It cures everything.

 

maybe you should try some vodka based cold medicine

 

By the Goddess, you are one sexy bitch...

 

feel free to smack him. i'll hold him for you.oh wait, i'll smack him for you, i'm closer

 

if you need a second opinioin, im willing to find out if you feel like crap or not

what did you paint?

 

mmmmmmmm): I'm sorry sweety. How about a hot bath?

 

sorry migu, i didn't end up painting

I feel a little more human now. a nap plus a ton of rooibos tea (with cream an dhoney) helped out a bunch. I still feel pretty grody though... I hate being sick, it's so irritating. Especially when it's not bad enough to miss school or work for, but bad enough to be irritating and majorly inconvenient

 

aw poor girl.

i just got over a bad cold. it was hell. i took echinasea *helps A LOT* and drank lots of tea with honey.

 

you just said you were sore from painting?

 

And watched Garreth and David get down at the office again...

 

ah, fuck, I feel smart. I thought you meant artistic painting stuff :S

I helped my mom prime the office she's gonna be working in as a secretary in a bit, I did all the cutting and stuff. course, i'm 5'1" so I was on the ladder tons and still had to reach over my head, grr

 

You could always enjoy some pot and masturbate for an hour...

 

I don't do pot.... remember, I'm one of the freaks
and I can't masturbate when I feel unwell, it just kind of amplifies it and turns me off masturbating for liek a week

 

Hmm

What about sex? Can you enjoy a good stufing when your feeling poorly?

 

nope
not that there's anyone around who'd be willing to do the deed

gah, days where I hate being single

 

Can't you just use a large phallic object? Like maybe an XXL courgette (at room temperature)

 

but then that's just masturbation, which we already discussed as something that I can't do when sick

 

God dont slack in his reply time nor his advice.

 

Me and Ihmurria are joking around.. but thanks for your input...