I pissed on my couch last night

do you have a picture of her?

 

hhhmm.. not on this computer...

 

i know i know and guys are weird.

 

it's not like i pee a whole bunch i mean it's only happened if ive drank A LOT and am in a really deep sleep usually it doesn't go through the sheets. Plus I've only done it a few times but yeah it bites):

 

imagine waking up by yourself on a urine soaked couch.

 

I hope it was scotchguarded. Or leather.

 

nope.. but febreeze should do the trick. the cover comes off and i can run it through the wahsher. itll be aiight

 

yeah i know that...i was referring to the original topic of this thread

 

well, at least you didn't shit all over it

 

Ganja makes a good point

 

did you know in Peru the native people wash thier hair with urine?

aparently it's a wonderful disinfectant

and in the first world war soldiers would piss on hankees and put it over thier faces during mustard gas attacks because the amonia in the urine nuetralised the gas

 

wow you really do learn something new everyday. now thats some information you wont find under a snapple bottle cap

 

You know, they make pull-ups for big boys if you're afraid of it happening again.

Kidding, kidding...

 

if its a good dysinfectant, whats the point of washing your hands afterwards?

 

Been there, done that, bought that fucking tshirt


'cept it wasnt even my couch

 

There isn't any...
I only wash my hands after I shit.

 

On a related topic.
My two friends were having a 'my girlfriend dumped me' drinking binge one night.
When the dude whose house it was at woke up he noticed that his friend had somehow woken up during the night, walked over to the television, and pissed in front of it.
He decided to blame it on the dog.
His mom wasn't too happy, but still to this day blames the per little doggie.

 

Eww.....

If Death invites you over, don't sit on the couch....

 

Have I offended Death? That can't be good....