My daughter inadvertantly took something that wasn't hers on the way to school today. You see, my neighbors believe that every turd that their gifted and talented dog makes is a work of art that should be left on the sidewalk, the lawn, wherever he happens to be when inspiration strikes, so that it can be enjoyed by everyone. Well, she accidentally stepped in one of these gifts on the way to school and didn't discover it until she was in class. On the way home the poor kid was still trying to scrape what was left of the fragrant sculpture off of her shoe. I told her that these particular neighbors obviously collected their dog's poop, that each turd is obviously precious to them, since they can't seem to part with them, and that she really should give it back. The only way to do this, of course, was to smear it on their lawn. I mean, to clean it off at our house would be stealing, and that's just wrong. I think she learned a valuable lesson. Maybe, to teach my kids more about the importance of not stealing, we could take turds that we find on our lawn in the future and put them on our neighbor's porch.
Wtf dude? they just left shit laying around? You should go clean it all up and put it in their house or something. Edit- Never mind I just noticed this was in the humor forum so I guess it's not true. Which is good.
That's hilarious! We have a neighbor on our street who does the same exact thing with their dog. Blech, it's so disgusting!
Unfortunately, man, this is completely true. I needed to vent and I didn't know where else to post it. (The parents' forum seemed like a bad idea.) But all of it is true. These neighbors seem to hold their dog's poop sacred and I really did tell my kids that we don't want to 'steal' it, so we better give it back. (Giggling while I encouraged my daughter to smear it on their lawn, half hoping that they would come out and confront me so that I could have another talk with them about it.) So sad, but so true. These same neighbors, who live in a different building, owned by different landlords, park in our driveway. I told them to stop and they said that the people in our two buildings could just use what's left of our driveway. There is something wrong with these people.
Yeah! I really like all of these...um creative problem solving strategies...that people are coming up with. Talking to them doesn't work. Most of the time I can see them watching me knock on their door, but they don't answer it as we look at each other. Fuckin' tweekers. If only I could convince them that smoking it will get them high... I should send them a little care package, though. I like that idea. After all, leaving it on my lawn and the sidewalk is like stealing. I don't want to set a bad example for my kids.:H
ah passing on the bitter art of spite and revenge, an important part of the parent child relationship. now that I'm an adult myself now I'm starting to learn about all the really nasty stuff they've done.
when they park in your space again.... take ketchup packets, open them and squirt a fine line on their windshield wipers.... next time it rains, it will suck for them. revenge is a dish best served cold!
shit dude, tweakers? i wouldnt fuck with them.. there was a tweaker in my area that just decapitated his own 6 year old son because he hadnt slept for half a week...
