Howard Stern made me think of marriage

I watched "Private Parts" for the first time a couple of nights ago, and it made me think of being married. I alway said I'd never get married (at least I can't foresee it now) but seeing Howard and his first wife in that movie made me think that it might be nice. I'M NOT ATTRACTED TO HOWARD STERN! It just made me thing of marriage, and what fun it would be to have a goofy, nonconventional husband. These thoughts don't really make sense to me because I don't believe in love. I've never had any reason to. Sure, I believe in the love between a parent and his/her child or love for one's sibling or love for a close friend, but the whole idea of marriage... it's a joke (give or take a few exeptional cases). On top of it all, I'm fucking 17. Marriage should be the last thing on my mind.

 

just get engaged, you get a rock and an eternal boyfriend...it's a much better deal than marriage.

 

See, that's the problem right there. If you get married, your husband will probably want you to get that number down to 1.

 

Im married. and, ummm, well......

 

I made sure that I used the word "probably" just in case.

 

so your saying youd want to marry a guy who plays butt bongos with pornstars all day long?

 

wow thats really good to say publicly you were inspired by a duumbass to think.

 

you have to change your sig. that movie scared me they just shouldn't have remade the wizard of oz. the flying monkeys and cut off heads in the other version-you just shouldnt show a child that movie nor should a kid watch labrynth that scared me for life.

 

oh thanks. lol No I'm not saying I want to marry a guy who plays butt bongos with porn stars all day. This was just a random thought that occured to me while watching the movie. It's bothering me because marriage has never seemed appealing to me.

 

I understand where you are coming from completly.

I kind of didn't want marriage until i saw the movie with Nicholas Cage in it where he is like a business man and then gets a chance to see what it would be like if he had of married the girl of his dreams.

I'm not attracted to Nicholas Cage but that movie was Freaking awesome and made me really want a family.

You guys are so negative about stuff...

and Private parts was a great movie. Howard Stern is awesome.

 

whats wrong with being attracted to howard stern?