A funny way of talking about genitalia and size: Indian tradition

Let's enlighten ourselves. Some people here are interested (or obsessed) by questions about how a big penis would fit into a small vagina, etc...

Now the Indians (from India) have a three-thousand year old classification for this. It's very funny, and quite complex. Check it out:

KINDS OF SEXUAL UNION ACCORDING TO DIMENSIONS, FORCE OF DESIRE OR PASSION, TIME

Kind of Union

MAN is divided into three classes, viz. the hare man, the bull man, and the horse man, according to the size of his lingam. Woman also, according to the depth of her yoni, is either a female deer, a mare, or a female elephant. There are thus three equal unions between persons of corresponding dimensions, and there are six unequal unions, when the dimensions do not correspond, or nine in all. In these unequal unions, when the male exceeds the female in point of size, his union with a woman who is immediately next to him in size is called high union, and is of two kinds; while his union with the woman most remote from his size is called the highest union, and is of one kind only. On the other hand, when the female exceeds the male in point of size, her union with a man immediately next to her in size is called low union, and is of two kinds; while her union with a man most remote from her in size is called the lowest union, and is of one kind only.

In other words, the horse and mare, the bull and deer, form the high union, while the horse and deer form the highest union. On the female side, the elephant and bull, the mare and hare, form low unions, while the elephant has and the hare make the lowest unions. There are, then, nine kinds of union according to dimensions. Amongst all these, equal unions are the best, those of a superlative degree, i.e. the highest and the lowest, are the worst, and the rest are middling, and with them the high are better than the low.

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Which are you?
:: A hare man, a bull man, or a horse man, according to the size of your lingam?
:: According to the depth of your yoni, are you either a female deer, a mare, or a female elephant?

And which of the nine unions do you prefer?

 

As a bull man, I guess I'm a good fit for any size girl 6-6'5'' inches here.

 

as a hare man i cood probably fit in all knooks and crannies

 

As a "hare" man, I simply want some meaningful sexual interaction with a sweet girl, regardless of her yoni "depth"..... Though, a female "elephant" might not be satisfied.... lol

 

I think most pornography is based on the "highest" union, joining horses with female deer with shallow yoni.

 

how do you know all this random yet oddly interesting shit? ...i'm with alternative thinker...i want meaningful sexual interaction with a sweet dude despite the animal

 

I am bull man. I like deer woman.

 

As a bull man, I must say I love all animals, but for long sessions, I guess a woman with the yoni of a mare (equal union) is indeed the best combination.

 

seems like a bull should have a bigger wigwam than a horse.

 

Oh he is quite accurate. It's a quote from the Kama Sutra, an ancient book of India, that describes dozens of positions, and lots of other results of ancient study in sexuality.

 

I guess I would classify myself as horse man? 8"

maybe bull pushing horse? either way... I like all types of "yoni" Infact I love them all... its so hard to choose.

I dig the way indian people think about sex like this, its like taking somthing completely taboo and giving a guidebook to it, in a not so obvious form... "now kids remember... the horse goes with the mare..."

 

That was ghey, and I bet I got a bigger weenur than you.