I agree with the whole "fat" lookalike thing. You know I would take offense to it too, especially if you werent heavy set.... I know someone made a joke about me lookin like fat bastard (from a photo of mine thats 5 years old) and I really did not take it lightheartedly, it was pretty much an insult. So I see where pressed rat is coming from here..... fat bastard: me:
My hubby usually gets Tom Cruise comments. I don't think I look like anybody. You can check my gallery.
in pressed-rat's defense, he may be a geek, but he's a music geek, and therefore among the upper-echelon's of humanity and coolness. music geeks are hot. i'm just a goober, but i get away with it because i'm cute, have huge titties, and an out of control libido.
and happyhaha, i'm going to start hitting on you now, because that picture made my nipples all pokey. psyche, i'm buying you a low-cut red dress. you're going to have to sing "get me some money, too" for me.
Yes, I am hideous, it's true. I should have gone through a dangerous and painful surgery just so that I wouldn't offend people with my ugly face.
I, for one, think you are beautiful. This thread is a joke and you should take it as one, do not be so hard on yourself.
Thanks Bird. I actually think that I look fine, not great, but good enough. I wish people would pick another feature of my looks to make fun of besides my mouth because after listening to that tired old insult for 10 years it is getting a bit old.
Yes I can understand that, but be glad that people can only find one thing to insult you if they are going to insult anyway.