I just got this in an email, thought you might find it hilarious! Looks like it was translated from Chinese (my guess based on style). HURTS OF CONDOMS WHICH USED AS CONTRACEPTIVE TO PREVENT PREGNANCY IN WOMEN ********************************** When the man using CONDOM as contraceptive the woman Become mad and crazy... this duo to the semen of man is remaining In the condom and it was not ejaculated and dropping in Vagina of women there is not sweet taste for fucking like that you are drinking tea Or coffee with out sugar the coffee or tea is not sweet it is bitter.....Semen of man is like Sugar it make the coitus and sex meeting sweet to woman The fuck is sweet- fuck with out condom when man is not Using CONDOM in fucking woman the semen of man will Ejaculated and dropping and falling in vagina of Woman then the semen is absorbed by vagina wall and Inter the blood circulation and reached the brain Then the women mind become in a convenience Mood and good feeling she is not be a madden Or crazy woman >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ADVICE FOR YOU >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> To good enjoy and pleasure in your sexual live And good ERECTION of your CLITORIS i give you This advice STOP Practice reading and writing ... Because practice reading and writing Loosening and lowering the SEXUAL ability and power of you. Go to live in Villages and forestry far from cities and towns Practice READING and WRITING make you unusual woman or SADOMITE (SODOMY) women....
I don't think i have to really say anything More than anything that "interesting" piece of writing gives me a headache.
That reminds me of a website I went to once.. I just about died laughing reading their translated hotel signs. http://www.laughnet.net/product_info.php?cPath=34&products_id=35