Advice For You!

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by skip, Jan 8, 2006.

  1. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    I just got this in an email, thought you might find it hilarious! Looks like it was translated from Chinese (my guess based on style).


    HURTS OF CONDOMS WHICH
    USED AS CONTRACEPTIVE TO
    PREVENT PREGNANCY
    IN
    WOMEN
    **********************************
    When the man using CONDOM as contraceptive the woman
    Become mad and crazy... this duo to the semen of man is remaining
    In the condom and it was not ejaculated and dropping in
    Vagina of women there
    is not sweet taste for fucking like that you are drinking tea
    Or coffee with out sugar the coffee or tea is not sweet it is bitter.....Semen of man is like
    Sugar it make the coitus and sex meeting sweet to woman
    The fuck is sweet- fuck with out condom when man is not
    Using CONDOM in fucking woman the semen of man will
    Ejaculated and dropping and falling in vagina of
    Woman then the semen is absorbed by vagina wall and
    Inter the blood circulation and reached the brain
    Then the women mind become in a convenience
    Mood and good feeling she is not be a madden
    Or crazy woman
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    ADVICE FOR YOU
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    To good enjoy and pleasure in your sexual live
    And good ERECTION of your CLITORIS i give you
    This advice
    STOP
    Practice reading and writing ...
    Because practice reading and writing
    Loosening and lowering
    the SEXUAL ability and power of you. Go to live in
    Villages and forestry far from cities and towns
    Practice READING and WRITING make you unusual
    woman or SADOMITE (SODOMY) women....
     
  2. AshtonsMom

    AshtonsMom Banned

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    lmao...that was great; i needed that laugh
     
  3. Trippin' Billies

    Trippin' Billies Senior Member

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    hahaha... my favorite part was...

     
  4. Trickster

    Trickster Misfit

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    I don't think i have to really say anything :eek:


    More than anything that "interesting" piece of writing gives me a headache.
     
  5. Weeble

    Weeble Member

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  6. happy_kel

    happy_kel thug life.

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    OKK ..i guess i didnt get it, cause i didnt laugh
     
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