Ok... I can't take it anymore... I work in a tiny internet cafe and I have a client that stinks so so bad... i'm about to trow up seriously. to make things worse he's right next to me... I can't even breath... It's making me dizy... what can i do ideas please... i'm not being mean, it's unbearable. I was thinking of cutting the power of somehow, but that might get me in trouble help!!!!!!!!!
What does he stink like? And yeah just try to bear it i'm sure it won't kill you unless it was toxic..
I worked with a dude like that. He was a bachelor with nobody to drag his ass into a shower when he needed one. People would try to bring it up to him and he got real defensive. One day this dude put stuff in his locker, Soap, Shampoo, Deodorant, a wash cloth. He got royally pissed when he found it in there. Complained to the boss about it too. But thankfully he started to use the products. what a relief.
dood, simple solution, sometimes on tour or while travelin with tha fam you have to go long stints without bathing facilities, patchoulli cures all, just give the funky not-so-fresh papa some oil, prob solved.
next time he walks in, pretend to ignore him, and say loudly "theres that stench again! we're gonna have to get somone to check the ductwork for a dead animal"
incence or just get axe and start spraying your office and just spray some on him and be all OMG, im so sorry! you'll probably have to do incence considering you will have to do the axe thing daily
