Two househlds, both pretty much the same, In dirty old Moscow where we set the scene, They act like violence is merely a game. The bearers of the brutality are their nearly grown teens. From one family sprung Julia, The othe bore young Pasha Their favorite phrases were "we're gonna make a fool of ya" and "we'll squash ya" Although the boy and girl seemed in love A peasant came to play The kind nobody speaks of Whisked Julia away Yuri and Dimitri, two servants of the prominant Volkov family, were walking through the open market in the streets of Moscow, boasting about their relation to the wealthy family. Not liking what was being said, Taki a servant from the house of Sidorov, ran over to investigate. "Hey! What the hell do you think you're doing?" "What does it look like i'm doing?" Yuri asked sarcastically "Well it seems to me like you're gonna stop your trash talking and walk away. Without a steak through your heart." Taki moved closer, drawing his sword, he took a quick jab. Just missing Yuri. Dimitri tried his hand t the sword to defend his friend. One quick stab was all it took. With that one swoosh Taki was killed instantly. Adrain, a close friend of Pasha, witnessed the incident. He ran over trying to defend the name of Sidorov. He rushed over, sword drawn and immidatly a thunder of metal errupted. Adrain was always trying to be funny. Always joking. During the fight, he rolled under the legs of Dimitri and cut the belt on Yuri's pants. His pants fell, revealing his bare, shiney, white butt. "Hey thats not funny!" Yuri said, pants still around his ankles. "It is to me!" Adrain squeezed between giggles. Yuri turned to fane Adrain, again pants still down. This caused Adrain to completely burst out laughing. "Now thats funny" he said making fun of the manhhod Yuri was a bit short of. "Uh, uh, mommy said it was nothing tp be ashamed of" he said before he ran off. "If you don't want the same fate... leave now, or forever hold your peace" Domitriran toward Yuri. Julia's father, Oleg, also heard the commotion and ran to see what happened. Same with Pasha's father, Vlasi. Oleg ran ran to Taki "Is there a doctor?"" the man yelled into the crowded streets. Nobody answered. "Adrain, go find Pharmasist." minutes later Adrain came back with a middle aged man they called Pharmasist. "Whats wrong?" he asked kneeling next to Taki's lifeless body "Is there anything that can be done?" asked Oleg, sounding concerned "I'm afraid nt" said Pharmasist. He got up, and walked away slowly. "What happened? What caused this?" Oleg asked. Adrain leaned in telling him exactly what happened. "How could you let this happen? Don't you know how to control your servants?" now very annoyed "Me?" Vlasi asked sarcastically. "I'm not in charge of what they do. I didn't even hire them. Larissa takes care of it" "Even so, you should keep better tabs of on the help" "Ok fine, but next time it'll be you instead of your servant" Vlasi sneered and walked away. Slowly, as if ashamed. But strong as if he didn't care what had happened. Off they went. Back to their lavish homes, filled with furs, jewels, and of course, money. so wat did u think?
Very good. I love the humour and the parody. I hope you'll add some Kalashnikovs in it later Feel free to comment on our stories, too Fang.
ok guys sorry it took so ling for this update ive been real busy and havent gotten a chance to write so heres more and i hope you like it chapter 2 part 1 "oh daddy!" Julia pouted as she walked downstairs behiund her father "do we have this stupid party?" "yes, we've been having this party forever and it wouldn't be right if we cancled because of my spoiled daughter doesn't want to go" Oleg said before he stormed off looking for one of their servents. Julia's jaw dropped. "hey! thats ot nice!" the 16 year-old yelled into the empty room, hoping her father would hear "go get ready!" her father yelled. Julia stromed up the stairs to get ready for their annual halloween ball. --MEANWHILE "aw cummon man you're no fun!" Adrain whined "hey its not my fault" Pasha said "yes it is. you don't wanna do anything, no mooning people, no playing tag with old people, you're getting to be a dud" Adrain said running infront of Pasha trying to stop him "i just think its time we started to grow up, we're almost 17, we're practially adulta" Pasha said with his head down. kicking the pebles below his feet. "i mean, i don't know if we should even be acting like we're 10. look at us. we're 16, not running around asking everybody if they have a run in their tights. we need to grow up" then a scraggly looking young man came up to them "hey can yous help me?" the young servent boy asked as he walked up to Pasha and Adrain "sure" Adrain said, mocking a superhero that is 400 years ahead of his time "i can't read, can yous tell me whos is on here?" "ok, but for a price, we'll tell you who's on the list if you sneak us into the party" Adrain said as he circled the shorter boy "yeah sure" the young boy said, as if he were alost bored. so they read him the list and he was on his way. Pasha and Adrain were trying to find a costume for the party. as they were busy talking, Pasha bumped into a beautiful young peasnt girl. the red-head dropped her basket and was frantically trying to gather up the valuable goods. ""oh, im sorry" Pasha said bending downs to help the young girl pick up the flowers that fell out of her basket. "im Pasha and you are...?" he said almost fully taken over by her beautiful green eyes "im Lena, but its my fault, don't worry about it, i'll do it" "you heard her, its her fault and she'll lean it up, so lets go" Adrain said before he turned around to start walking "no. what happened to helping a lady in need?" Pasha asked continuing to help pick up the fallen fruit "oh. come. on. thats so 1347" Adrain said sounding slightly annoyed "thank you but im finished" a meak voice whispered "you heard her, now cummon, lets go" Adrain said "no, wait" Pasha said and turned to the red-head "there is a costume party to-nite and i was wondering if you would be my date for the evening" Lena turned as red as the roses in her basket "yes, thank you, i'd be delighted" Lena said and skipped off home to get ready for tha party "what. was. that.?" Adrain asked "how will she know where it is, or even who i am, and why did you do that?" "don't worry,. i have a feeling, thats all" Pasha said almost in a daze "thats all! thats all! what the hell!..."Adrain kept rambeling on about whatever he thought sounded right "oh stuff it" Pasha said, took a bite of his apple and shrugged it off.
