Have a go

I had sex a pencil and I got banged after..

 

.....I hated a milf????? ahhhhh k :H

 

well *I* sold a goat for love hahahaha

 

I was desperate for a slut and I enjoyed it.

 

My names turned into a really good one that makes sense and is funny.

 

I'm still trying to figure out how you have sex a pencil

 

painfully i'm assuming

 

why would i swallow down an adult toy, let alone enjoy it???

what a downer man...

 

I sold a cat and it was hot

 

I sold a gay guy for a one night stand.

 

that has to be one of my favourites!!

 

I aroused a pornstar all for pleasure

 

i gave head to a sex toy and enjoyed it ..

 

i aroused a naked statue just for the attention. haha

 

I hateda a pyromaniac just for the attention, mine isnt that cool