How aussie are ya???

http://smartasses.org/aussiequiz.html


You got 20 answers right.
You got 0 answers wrong

You're a bottler, mate!
You are a fair dinkum, ridgy didge, dinky die, true blue, dyed-in-the-wool Ocker-like strine speaker. Well bugger me, you could probably even play a didgeridoo and know the proper way to twirl a billy. Goodonya. Get us another stubbie while you're up, will ya... and have one yourself while you're at it!

Now just to be fair,, I have spent the last 8 years in training for just this sorta thing

 

You got 6 answers right.
You got 14 answers wrong.

You're a proper mug!
Best advice is... stay at the Hilton, eat at McDonalds, do not, I repeat DO NOT venture into unpaved road territory.


But its the funniest shit ive read in a while.

 

You got 13 answers right.
You got 7 answers wrong.
You're a battler. Not much of a one, mind... but getting there.
You will have no trouble getting around, and understanding most things that are said to you. However avoid RSL clubs and old peoples homes, the nuances are lost on you.

 

You got 12 answers right.
You got 8 answers wrong.

You're a bit of a galah with the lingo.
...and you have a long way to go still, until you'll be able to understand directions to get to the nearest public dunny.

 

You got 8 answers right.
You got 12 answers wrong. You're a drongo.
You probably will survive a visit to Australia - but if you go into a pub, be extremely reticent to shout.

 

You got 6 answers right.
You got 14 answers wrong.
You're a proper mug!
Best advice is... stay at the Hilton, eat at McDonalds, do not, I repeat DO NOT venture into unpaved road territory.

 

You're a bit of a galah with the lingo.

 

and to think that the six i got right i guessed at...

 

you shoulda got more than that
just pick everything that involves drinking

 

ah that's right. aussies love to drink, i hear.

 

are there (m)any nationalities that dont?

 

yes.

there is. they dont like to drink in afghanistan

 

muslim nations dont count

 

you didnt say that.

 

not explicitly
but thas why i had a (m) before the any

 

gazza and macca??

I had to stop righ there.

 

9 out of 11
erm.... I shoulda failed, I know nothing about oz

 

8 of 12

You're a drongo.
You probably will survive a visit to Australia - but if you go into a pub, be extremely reticent to sho