i hate my penis!

Discussion in 'Genitalia' started by aboveallelse, Jan 19, 2006.

  1. aboveallelse

    aboveallelse Member

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    i hate my penis! i hate the way it looks the way it feels, its only 5', which sucks, and its bent down! i hate it! oh anyways to my question, ok i have theses kinda bump-ish things on my penis theres nto t omany and i know its not genital worts, there to small to be worts, but i was just wondering what they were? there not stds of any sort the farthers i went was making out!
     
  2. thedude21

    thedude21 Member

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    So, you figured out you're human, and not a porn star. Dicks are all unique. From personal knowledge its not what you hav its what you do w/ it. Most peoples curve, and have bumps and 5 could be a lot worse. Best of luck.
     
  3. dangermoose

    dangermoose Is a daddy

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    i hated my cock too, my fiancee loves it...beats the hell out of me...jsut enjoy what you have and someone will appreciate it.
     
  4. brightness

    brightness Member

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    My bf's penis isn't perfect either- but I love it! Its unique and its his! TRUST ME, someone will feel the same about yours.
    The bumps are probably just hair follicle openings. My bf's penis looks like that when he is cold.
     
  5. Kempo

    Kempo Member

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    I like my penis. His name is Charlie.
     
  6. AcousticPeace

    AcousticPeace Member

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    haha, your funny
     
  7. Kempo

    Kempo Member

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    Well I'm pretty sure you're just going to have to like your penis. And if someone goes "I don't like your penis" just give them a look like "I don't know to make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches" Shrug a few times and go "fff...pshh....ppptt...ff" and bask in your manhood then make whoever said it, get to know it.

    And there's not really anything else you can do, unless you chop it off, or try to trade with someone. Either way....I'd have to go with a no.
     
  8. pansy

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  9. Alternative_Thinker

    Alternative_Thinker Darth Mysterious

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    They come in all different sizes and shapes, my friend. Besides, 5 inches is NOT small, no matter what people and media say. Yes, love thy member, as others have said. As for the bumps, they could very well be benign skin growth known as "pearly penile papules". You may want to look into it further. Also wouldn't hurt to go to your doctor for "confirmation".

    Oh, and do something nice for your little dude...like, say, give him a nice massage(don't forget to put some love into it!), perhaps. I think he's hurt that you've been hating him. Yes, "love thy member"... What a fine concept. ;)
     
  10. BigKing

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    the bumps are proly just 'penile papules', ther not infectiouse or virul ther sumit to do with the glands on ur cock, about 15-20% of me hav em dont wory ther not dangerouse or anything. i would advise going to see ur doc about these issues tho if ther that important to you, you can hav the 'penile papules' lanced off (sounds worse than it is) if thats what they are (are they around the base of the head mostely?), and about the bending in your dik the doc might be able to do somit about that aswell depending on how bad it is. also try doggy style if u hav sex, ur cock might just help u out ther.

    hope i was of some help man.
     
  11. Nolan14

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    its not on the side you rub off with, its just cus the other side gets rubbed off and one side gets bumps. P.S. don b hatin on ur own body, b happy it all works and stuf
     
  12. minkajane

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    If you're circumcised, the bowing could be a result of the scar tissue on that side of your penis pulling the glans tighter on that side than the other side. It's almost exclusively found in circ'd guys, but it can also be a normal variation of the intact penis. If you are circ'd, some stretching of the skin on your penis can straighten out that bow. Do a search for "foreskin restoration." It's really simple and all you need is some medical tape. You can stop after the bowing straightens out, or you completely restore your foreskin. PM me if you want more info.
     
  13. Zeppelin Fan

    Zeppelin Fan Banned

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    yeah just like what you got....i mean i don't think mine's pefect either....
     
  14. mushie18

    mushie18 Intergalactic

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    it could be worse...


    most people don't care about size anyway.
     
  15. cockylad

    cockylad Member

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    yeh im cut and mine curves jus a lil to the right and i do have those lil bumps on the underside of my penis there nothing to worry about and the average is 5.7 so your not exactly that small
     

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