Pussy farts are pretty cool.

It looks naturally ribbed. Hmmm. Does that mean enhanced pleasure?

 

Yes. For me, at least. =D

 

I bet I could fit my whole fist in there.

That's hot.

On the subject of queefs, I find them hilarious. It's all part of the package.

 

Ouch!... Think I'll withdraw the sex-proposal!

 

Queefs! They're great. I can do them on command. It's great. But yeah, it does happen to me when I'm getting fingered. Meh, once I queefed and his fingers were still in me. =x I was so embarassed I rolled over with his fingers still in me. Then, he kissed my cheek to motion it was okay and then I moved my head to face his and he kissed me and kept going at it. Then I laughed and he laughed and then I ripped a big one, and yep they were still in there. gross, eh? Also, extremely hilarious. The day after and then the next day we just kept laughing about it. It was great. I love those times with him. =x

 

HaHa ...i just about peed.. *still laughing actually*
that was great...

 

May there be many happy queefs to come

 

So... if a woman farts and it slips into her pussy and then back out again is it an ass fart or a pussy fart?

lmao... my friends and I would get stoned and laugh about that for hours back in high school.

 

A word of caution, it was mentioned in jest (by toolmag, I love your posts)to blow into it while giving head. Do not ever put air into a cock or pussy. This can cause an air aneurysm, which can be very serious. And do not throw this caution to the wind or queef in this case. Also after 58 years I've never heard a sounds out of my cock! Do I just have a silent one? I've done lots of things with it, but it's never responded audibly.

 

Ive never heard my penis make a farting sound it can hover make a noise, one time when my and my girlfriend where at my parents house for a week and we were in the guest room trying to have sex as quietly as posible I could actually hear the "squirch" sound when i came, I was surprised that if its quiet enough that the noise is actually audible, it may have been louder than usuall since it had been a lot longer than im used to since the last time wed had any sex.

 

fuck your poor friend Jon! I feel sorry for that girl!

 

this thread is pretty funny, but do you guys actually think that queefs are actually vaginal farts?

 

Yeh I always thought it was just air that got sucked in there when she moved in such a way that the inner roof of her vagina was lifted up more, for example the doggy style position, then it gets pushed out when she moves in any way that presses it down again, like on her back with the man on top.

 

Ding Ding Ding Ding!!!!!!! You Are Correct.

 

And I always thought it was from those damn microwave beef and bean burritos my mum buys.

 

You get the beef and beans? Man, that is like a STAPLE for me. Here they're only 3 for $1! And oh so delicious!

Man, I wonder how I could incorporate beef and bean burritos into sex? Like cracking it on her belly and licking it up... oh my god if I had a girlfriend I'd be doing that RIGHT NOW. I love the beef and beans!

 

It depends on the position the girl is in during sex. It's air entering and leaving her vagina, usually because her legs are wide as she's having sex. Doggie can be a culprit as well as missionary. Her on top usually means her legs are closer to her body so there's less chance of it happening.

 

queef is a new vocabulary for me, didnt know it actually happens but nature has once again proved me wrong. so it sounds like a fart and does it hav a distinctive smell too?
i would regard queef as something entertaining if my partner ever does it.

 

I had this one girlfriend who always farted whenever she sat on my face.

 

Oh how romantic