The worst sex you've ever had

Fair enough!!!

anyway back to sex stories

I once got handcuffed to the bed by two of my female friends who made out next to me on the bed for 40 minutes while I sat there laughing and screaming "You bastards", then finally they let me go, and after about 1/2 an hour or so their *precious areas* were "tired out", so we all went to sleep. terrible, terrible

 

I've had a couple.

I was with one guy who was quite a bit older than me, and at the time I was 17. So theres me, thinking, "hes had some experience, this shouldbe downright awesome..." So I readied myselffor a good ole randy thrashing ... We started to move together after I sucked him a while... and he came... before he even got it in he came...

I felt sorry for him, but that just makes it worse, he felt awful. Poor bugger.

Another one, We were at my place, and it was this guy I was kinda seeing for a while... I wasnt that into him, I just wanted to get the fuck desire out of my system. It was 6:00am and we had been flirting all night. He hardly touched me at all... he put the condom on and went soft.... it sucked

another time I was seeing a new guy, and I dug him a fair bit. We were getting raunchy on his bed and he had his fingers in me, and then all of a sudden he tried to fist me, ithurt so much and it was totally out of the blue. I yelped "what are you doing!?!?!" and then I started to cry a bit. He said something along the lines of, "I thought you liked that" ... which was dumb since he hardly knew me. When kept going at fooling about and then he started rubbing against me. He kept trying to get it in and because he wasnt wearing a condom and cos I was heaps new to him, and hadnt had sex in ages i was nervous and tight as all hell. He tried to push it in but it hurt cos I was kinda try and scared and cos he was so big. He said "fuck your tight" and I got really embarrassed... and that made things worse. He finally got it in but I was really uncomfortable because I HATE having unpotected sex, but I was too frightened to say anything.. I just cried quiety hoping I could go home soon.

After the incident we went to sleep and ?I spent most of the night smooshed into the wall ... bed hog

 

oh my god. Thats terrible. I would probably only pull the fisting thing on a chick who actually askes me to do it, and she'd have to be over 25 and starred in at least 100 porn films.

 

yeah, I cant say I have ever been sucessufully fisted... Even my doctor says my vagina is too small...

 

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Good point.

I got sucked off by two girls at once, why the hell should i complain!

 

Drunken dry ass pounding. Terrible. A. It was dry. B. He pounded like you should never pound whilst in somebody's anal cavity. Even if you've got more grease than a bucket of KFC.

Gave him chocolate knob. There are also few things more erotic than the slight eau de Taco Bell shit while you're having some good hearty buttsex.

So now he says he's done with anal.

Mother fuck.

 

Thankyou darlin'

 

And you think her post (or yours for that matter) was respectful ? They have 3 children together... and she married him... I rather think you are far far more out of order and judgemental than the poster to whom you replied. I wish em all luck and love... specially the young 'uns... they're gonna need it.

 

Ok i'll go ... worst sex i've ever had was when i was depressed ... so i'll man the fuck up here and take some/most of the blame... i was at a real low ebb... havin just had my heart shattered for the first time and i was railing anything that came my way... very stoopid sure... so yeh i was railing this bisexual nutbag and i dont even think i was really very attracted but i was just outta control... i remember screwing her once and thinking to myself... "Man I wish I was with my ex" .... I think I came after only like 20mins which is pretty rubbish.

 

Dude, i don't know what i did wrong?

 

Haha, you didn't do anything wrong. I was just defending YBH, and if I was "out of order", sorry. I just like to defend people who get attacked just because they answer a question with complete honesty. If that's the way she feels, then that's the way she feels. Anyway, this thread is for telling about horribly awful sex, not shaming people who answer honestly! Now get back to the original subject!

 

Thats the ting, i didn't attack her dude, it was someone else and i was trying to stand up.........but lets stop..........bad sex!!!!

i've run out of juice, someone else has gotta have something.

 

You have no idea what your talking about. Im not a traditional person by any means so for you to tell me what Im doing is wrong is based on YOUR morals not mine.
Im totally and completely fine and just so you know, My husband knows about the other guy. And my children have so much love showered upon them they are soaking wet!

So before you go judging someone maybe you should consider the fact that maybe the person your judging isn't doing anything wrong by their or the people around thems standards.

 

She ment someone eles, not you

 

Man the worst secx i ever had was on jagged rocks by a lake..

No... that was pretty good...

 

Eric...that was awesome...what about braless in the water?

 

Yeah Iw asjust kidding, cause i read the thread name and i instantly thought of that cause, we were on cragged rocks in the baking hot sun.. its the only expireince i had that would be partially unpleasant... but it was the greatest thing ive ever known... That was really beautiful wasnt it

mmmmmm

 

Lmfao... remember back in December when u were posting up about kissing some guy and how great it made u feel and some other folks were saying that it might end in tears and u replied not to be so silly , it was only a weekend kiss ? I posted a pic of a train wreck... it was obvious (to me at least) that you were gonna take it further regardless of all the "I want it to work out" you were posting when you werent posting how so-and-so was making you so hot...

I can't be arsed whether you are a bible thumping Baptist or a freaking voodoo guru... that's not the point here - the point is that you made a shitty post about someone who you ought to have a little more respect for (no matter his faults) and someone else jumped on his bones and called him an asshole... which you thanked her for....kinda funny considering you called him a great guy in previous posts. Let's not even get into the fact that the guy can't even respond to the criticisms you level at him.... I think it kinda noble that some folks speak up for the poor fucker who cant defend themselves...

And after all that consider my post was not directed at you - I wished and wish you well ...

P.S. I have only ever lauded your "non conservatism here" - by not allowing someone to cut your boys for example... maybe you'll think before launching into a rant next time...

EDIT: If you want my opinion of your situation then it's pretty simple - you're marraige is over so good luck to you and whoever the guy is you love ... make the best you can of the time you've got...actually fuck that sounds like sumthin Jerry Springer would say.... have 3sums and moresums...yah...do dat... and dont have cats cos i hate cats....take care of ur kids and try not to hurt others... and wipe from front to back never the other way round

 

Testing testsing 1,2,3,4.....


Heres the thing buddy...I never asked for your opinion!!!!!!!!!! I was responding to the subject of the post..... YOU went on to talk about me. Im flattered you think Im so interesting that you must bring up things from my previous posts (which I don't regret anything Ive done) However, perhaps if you have all these ill peronal feelings about my life that you need to discuss maybe you could either take it to PM or seek counseling.
I don't care what you think about what I do or the people I screw. So happens that right now Im not screwing my husband, but my boyfriend. If I wasn't screwing my boyfriend I wouldn't have sex for the next 5 years(or more) and thats my fucking perogative. Luckily, my husband has found out about it and I have been given the OK. But if if he didn't Ide still be doing it. So get over it and find someone eles on HF's that you morally disapprove of to pick on.
Oh, and you say my marriage is over? Hmm thats kinda funny sinse hub and I just talked about how this other guy has helped our relationship.
For future reference, I don't need your bible thumping advice.