Your brightest blazed ideas!The gold of our high minds

humans have a 6th sense that other animals lack, which is the sense of their own mind. (self awareness) this lead to every single thing that seperates humans from animals.

 

remmber seeing those when i went to spain, didn smoke then though

 

You know those giant 5ft gumball machines they have at Blockbuster video stores?

I wanna turn one into a bong one day.

 

did you just say RAW TOAST??? lol!!

 

Eat your Weedies!

 

The *irony* is most of us can't fuckin REMEMBER what the hell those ideas WERE cuz we were sooo stoned!!!!



Seriously, I can't remember any right now though I've had numerous enlightened moments. But maybe it's cuz i'm reeeealy fucked up right now~!!!! L

 

Another trippy true thing is that everything is made up of strings because its currently the smallest thing you can break a mocule into so the whole world is string. its like a giant blanket.

 

the law was that a peice of buttered bread would land on the buttered side....not a cat strapped to a peice of bred

 

One day, a person should go out in a big city one day with an adventurous spirit and an attitude that he/she will not deny themselves the millions of possibilities that come out of human contact. For one day, he/she will not be like an ant, but a person full of absolute optimism and open to anyone. They should arm themselves with drugs, booze, whatever will help them along. Then they have to find one person who looks like someone who you may have a connection to. Ask them if they want to go on an adventure, keep asking until someone says yes. Make the person promise that they will both be open to more possibilites than they have ever considered, and then when both are aquainted they go across town, drinking, tripping, meetinbg people, dressing up as women/men or not wearing anything at all, seeing rock gigs, picking up, dancing, running, stealing, swiiming, meditating, preaching - ANYTHING, ANYWHERE! open to whatever. Then at the end of the day, the the original person makes the other person promise that they will go out another day and find a person themelves and take 2 other people on a limitless adventure at different times. And this goes on and on, until hundreds of people round the world have gone on incredible adventures with complete strangers.

 

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Ok, try to picture this one....

So you know about Motels and Hotels, what if I were to invent a Boatel. Thats right, its a hotel, but for a boat. It would be placed out at sea, for those people with those crazy big boats to chill. It would also be located in main paths that people cross. Like maybe between Florida and Texas, in the Gulf of Mexico.

These Boatels would be cemented down to the sea bottom, much like oil rigs are. This would prevent the sea from making them move and such. Also, this would prevent sea sickness.

So people may be like "anyone with a big boat like you are talking about can probably just sleep in the sleeping quarters of the boat"
But I say what about if you are sick of that, and you want room service and stuff.

My Boatels would have room service and a casino and stuff.

I Think I can be a millionaire with this idea!

 

I traveled through time last night...

I toked a bowl out of Organix, my homemade bubbler around 9:00pm

I then got out my notebook and drew, and the next time i looked up, I had completly covered the page and the time was 1:00am.

I was like wtf?
what was more wtf was what i drew...lol

 

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Thats one awsome idea man..... ive never thought of that.....

 

Thats what I call a Freaikin cruise

 

i wish the average person was that open minded! i'm gonna try that this summer.

maybe i should try it at school tomorrow. but i don't know, i'd probably get suspended.



i've written down my deepest stoned thoughts about reality, somewhere. i'll have to find them.

 

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Hey dude, in my stonedness I have invented a new cult called unk.

Dysfunctional Unks are people who feel wierd and alienated and what to have all kinds of original ideas and enact their crazy plans but feel too afraid to do it.

I'm going to start a new personal forum but i don't know what to call it yet. It will basically be a place where unks can hang out and support each other, give each other advice - a place where people can help other people get laid, and post all of their stoned thoughts and talk about their cross dressing habits, or anything without being judged or fuckin argued with like you do in most of the forums.

I am still in the process of handwriting the unk manifesto, I wrote half of it drunk, and i'll write the rest tommorow when my family is out and i can light up a spliff. If anyone is interested then PM me or something, Unkism is for everyone.

Stoners, loners, pimps and hoes...

oh yeah, I promise if you do that adventure thing than i'll do it too.

 

unfortunately the boatel would probably be infeasable. all boats would have to go past and be able to stop at the boatel. people would surely need to be able to park by the boatel too, and you cant exactly anchor in the ocean. and is it safe to have all those boats converging on a point anyway? and how highe would the thing be? it prolly would be as big as a oil rig, tall to compensave for huge tides, wide to be sturdy.

 

two words bill
"cruise ship"
:H

 

it could work... if you don't fill the baloon too much (so you dont bongkkake your weed) or you could put some sort of stopper valve in the bowl tube ... never tried it... nitrous*