1. Detroit Slammer ...the time when one is attempting to complete a "cleveland steamer" by defacating on one's mate's chest, but in mid-shite, the "steamer" becomes a raging fit of diahrea, unfortunately for the mate, but to the great fortune of the "slammer" Gosh, I was gettin' it on with my honey, and she asked me to put a steamer on her chest....I must've had some bad Thai food or somethin', cuz I cranked out a DETROIT SLAMMER all over her titties!! Damn, she was pissed!
I've always failed to see how scat/water sports qualify as Kinky. Seems to me that there should be a whole other category for it