I stumbled upon this ridiculous personal ad: ---------------------------------------------- In town with family for the Christmas weekend and need to unload... big bearish guy, 30, 6', 270, masc, buzzed, goateed guy with 7 inches cut looking to lay back, watch some porn, have a beer, and feed a few loads into a nice warm mouth. looking for long and slow ball draining suck jobs. love to look over my belly and watch you drain me dry. i've never met anyone who likes suckin dick more than i like getting it. I'm visiting w/family, so you gotta host... not picky about looks, you just gotta love sliding up and down on my shaft while I look down and tell you how good your lips feel on my cock.. then i'll hold your head in place while I bust my load right into your mouth with a nice loud grunt, as you swallow my thick warm load down and beg for more. * this is in or around NE Philly * no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests ----------------------------------------------
Oh, I'm sure you wouldn't mind. On a different note, that sounds like a guy with whom I'd sit back with some beer and objectify women.
Hell yeah! Objectifying women! Let's start a club. We'll call it the Pussy Prowlers... or maybe the Cumshot Kings, or the New England Assrapers. What about "Let's have a Race to Jizz on Her Face"? Or "Bend Her Like a Pretzel and Dip Her in the SAUCE!" Maybe "Bust a Nut and Have Her Lick it Back Up" or "Slap Her Around Like You're Goin' to Town"? Man, objectifying women is awesome!
I found a short and sweet one once... "Farming man, seeks lady for long term relationship. Must have tractor. Please send picture of tractor."
"Perhaps play a little game called just the tip. Just for a second, just to see how it feels" -wedding crashers
