Mine too. I'd have to wear really baggy pants. Course that'll be handy since I'll have my hand in them all the time.
ditto! erm, regarding rocking chairs. Try pawn shops and used furniture stores. We have a whole street of the fuckers, and indubitably there must be at least one rocking chair for sale there somewheres. You're probly from a larger city than me, so you should be able to find a few to choose from