The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing of one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are {2005} winners: 1. Cashtration: The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period. 2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole. 3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. 4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. 5. Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. 6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. 7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. 8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. 9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. 10. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.[font=Courier New][/font] 11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.) 12. Karmageddon: Its like, when[font=Courier New][/font] everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer. 13. Decafalon: The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you. 14. Glibido: All talk and no action. 15. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. 16. Arachnoleptic fit: The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web. 17. Beelzebug: Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out. 18. Caterpallor: The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
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HEY! It's HippyHillBilly! Now that should have been in the dictionary YEARS ago. That would be me (on either end, depending on situation). The people most accused of this practice: Seattle-ites. That's me, baby! :H I can think of a few people where the effects of this sad disease are quite evident. Another one that should have been in the dictionary long ago! Who hasn't done this?
Americam - big brother is watching you.... Patriot Actors - the Commander in Chief and his gang put on shows for the entertainment of the world....next show at __ o'clock.
Homerostasis- The neccessary balance of "the simpsons" and everything else in life. Hippynosis - An highly suggestable mental state induced through tie-dying and LSD.
