Ortho-nuts

What if our teeth were made of cashews...

 

Then I wouldn't have any teeth because I love cashews. Yummy!

 

i would get fat

 

If they grew back fast enough to satisfy the craving for more...

would you ever get tired of them?

 

It's hard to say. Maybe they could grow back as different kinds of nuts so that you can have a variety.

 

yeah i have a slow metabolism HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

mmmmmm...

mixed nuts

 

You must have nuts on the brain.

 

I am personally glad that out teeth are not made out of cashews. . We'd be toothless before we hit puberty....

 

W-w-w-what are you sayin'?

 

Are you eating cashews right now? What made you think of having nuts for teeth?

 

Uhhhh.... I was... until... well... I ran out!

Just one of many random thoughts bouncing between the ol' synapses.

 

man, ive never been to the dentist maybe i should go. dammnit now i want some nuts!

 

I've never had a cavity before. I feel lucky.

 

Why three years?

 

Oh, okay, nevermind. I didn't read the post and thought it was a response to me about not having cavities. My bad.

 

Gee, you had to mention that didn't you? Had to rub it in that I'm going to be 30 in 3 years huh?

 

Yes, I do tend to look on the younger side. But still...it seems so crazy thinking about turning 30. It's still quite young yet, but, just wow.

 

Nuts on the brain... nuts in a jar... nuts in a sack...

Smile and show us you're nuts!

 

I try.

You know, I'm really curious as to how old you are, but I doubt you'll release that information.