so whats your best "weekend story"? My story: my buddy and i were both broke but wanted to drink sooo badly.... so we walked about half an hour in the cold to a small bar that we go to about every 6 months (so they don't get to know us there) we were just going to get two pitchers and walk out..... so we sat there and had our two pitchers but then we decided that if we weren't gonna pay "who cares?!" so we got food and shots and drinks and some more pitchers. when we left we obviously took the back roads to get back to his place so the walk was going to be really long, and since neither one of us were drunk it was going to be even longer. We decided we weren't ready to go home yet (@2:30am) so we cut through a massive catholic cemetary for a tour.... we ended up at the statue of christ on the cross in the middle of the cemetary and we wanted to light a candle but they were all empty. I saw some more right at the foot of the cross so i climbed up the rock wall that seperated the path from the figure and found a full candle, my friend tried to light it and give it back to me but it kept going out, so he decided to climb up there too but ended up stepping on the wrong spot of the rock wall and half the wall came crumbling down.LOL he freaked out and i couldn't help laughing my ass off the whole time we're trying to put this wall back together and pick up the pieces of broken candle that were all over the place. after we were finished in the cemetary we started back onto the back roads. now ofcourse the events of the night still weren't satisfying enough to go straight home.... so we took turns holding eachothers clothing and ran up and down some side street tottaly butt-naked!!!! holy crap it was sooo cold and the pavement was killer on my feet!! once we got our clothes back on and started walking again we found a snow sled (the kind that looks like a UFO) so we took that and went sliding down hills for awhile. Then we were almost home and had to walk through a school, next thing i know we're sitting ontop of the school roof looking up at the sky. Thats my craziest weekend story...whats yours?
I just got really shitfaced drunk and took a bunch of pills, and woke up at home. nothing out of the ordinary really....
me and my two bffs took my camera and made stupid films, we did a jackass episode and we did a fighting couples jerry springer episode and a korny soap operah, and then the toilet clogged up, hahahahaha
The first thing i said to my buddy when we got back to his place was "so what are we going to do tomorrow night to top tonight?!"
friday night: so we went to the hockey game at school. we didn't really know what we were going to do after the game, so were tossing around ideas. we obviously wanted to drink. so a friend comes by and says we can chill at her apartment. so were like alright and we get working on getting some booze. she already had some 100 proof SoCo and some Tequila at her apartment, so we ended up getting a 30 rack of bud lite and 2 bottle of champagne. so we get to her apartment and we played quarters and then played elimination flip cup. well, my team lost, so i was the first to get booted, since i got awesome flip cup skills. so i go to the "losers lounge" (the living room) with the bottle of SoCo and 2 1/2 beers. i'm drinking the beers and sipping on the SoCo. So i finish those beers, so i go get some more. When i drink, i usually have atleast 2 beers on me, 1 that is not opened and 1 that i'm drinking. so i'm just pounding down the beers and SoCo. then we bust out the Tequila, and only me and the girl who lives in the apartment wanted it. so we finished that off. and i'm drinking more beer and SoCo. we were drinking the champagne throughout the night. this is where i have no memory, my friends told me this part: so i guess i was in the living room and i blacked out. i ended up crawling on the floor into the kitchen and tried to sit in a chair, and i couldn't do that. our ride is coming to pick us up. well, i can't even sit in a chair without falling to the ground, let alone walk on my own. so our ride gets there, and 4 people have to help me into the car, i'm falling all over the place. we get back to school, and i'm taking to my friends dorm and they take me into the bathroom. i was told i puked so much that i filled the sink up. then they had to walk me back to my room and security almost caught us, but they didn't stop, they just kept on driving. so they get me to my room and it takes 2 of them to get me into bed. i wake up the next morning and stumble down to the dining hall, just to hear that half the school knows about me getting carried to my room already. saturday night: we went up to montreal
oh man, my weekend was awesome!!!! first i sat here, and then i went out for a beer and then i went to buy some whiskey, now that was fun and then i got back here. i got an extremely cool and awesome and exciting call it was my dads chinese wife and i didnt understand shit of what she said! oh! and then i got a pizza, and it tasyed like coca-cola lemon WOW it was so fucking AWESOME!
