if you think your job sucks...

I HATE MY JOB

When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this. On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and removed the thermometer.

Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is "personally tested". Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the Thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson."

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS.

 

That would be a shitty job....really.
And ew! Why would they sell post-rectally used thermometers?

 

ok!

wait, damn, I don't have a thermometre

 

i miss my job at the creamery...mmm icecream. it doesnt open back up until march . i have a job at Lego though in CT right now

 

oh yeah legos rule. there are huge lego models everywhere in the building..the whole atmosphere is really fun lol i feel like im 7 everytime i walk in there. my friends dad builds models for them so we dont go there to work everyday. we usually work when want to/have time so were more like occaisonal workers haha...but we still had to go through getting photo ID tags and all that stuff because security is a bitch.