IM INLOVE W/ a STRIPPER

so I was @ a bar called cheeseburgers the other night and this lady came and sat down beside me and i was smokin my cigarette she starts coughing waving or hands in the air tellin me she doesnt like smoke. so Im like sorry and I move my cigarette

Later that night we went back to ryans(a guy friends) house
and she came and sat right infront of me and ryan, and was talkin and talkin and talkin, Idk if it was cause i was high but it just seemed like she was talkin for a lonnnnnng time, then she started puttin her hands on ryans knee talkin about how his band is so great and she was talkin to her friends about becoming a ZU groupie.
I fuckin wanted to smash my beer can in her face.
She looked like a k-mart employee, didnt need to be workin at driftwood(strip joint around here).!!

Thats my rate for now.

 

Violence never solves anything.

I know the feeling, though.

 

yeah I know man, I was gettin heated but I have enough self control to contain myself

 

so is that dude your bf?

 

she seems like a real big bitch. you should of just blown smoke in her face or something

 

Evil strippers! Well at least you were the bigger person and didn't let it get to you.....but girl, stand by your man

 

hahahaha oh mayn.. how many times have i heard this story already


i'll sort the bitch out if we ever see her again and if im drunk enough

 

im in love with a stripper, too

(i always put on that song when i'm hazed)

 

haha I DID me and my girl friend did.

 

not completly

but he knew she was gettin to me
so he held my hand

 

Then I approve of this message.

 

awww, just ignore the bitch and focus on the guy who was nice enough to hold your hand to make you feel better

 

Is the picture in your signature really moving?

Or is it just my stoner vision?

 

its not really move, but it sure looks like it is. its an optical illusion...cant explain how it works, but it sure is trippy

 

Shit is that pic in your sig actually moving?! I cant work it out! Shit ignore that one I didnt bother reading down hahahaha

 

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=)hell yeah he's a nice guy

 

EDIT** evil evil strippers

evil evil *STRIPPER*

 

He seems like a nice fellow........ Perhaps you should strip for him.

 

my kelly is not stripping for ryan! :$

 

I don't like the implication that strippers are bad people I'm friends with 7 and they're wonderful people although only one now still strips the rest have day jobs now but you get the point its the person not the occupation thats like saying all male hairdressers are gay so there