To all who bad mouth Soap Bar

Discussion in 'Hashish' started by Jambo13, Jan 16, 2006.

  1. Jambo13

    Jambo13 Member

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    Yes Soap Bar is shit! Id prefer weed anyday! Soapbar can be cheaper than 25 euro for over a quarter about 10 grams! This poem is why I smoke it!
    Burned a new hole in my tracksuit today,
    Smoking Soap Bar without an ashtray,
    Red-hot nylon dripping on my skin,
    I ripped the f***er off, and threw it in the bin,
    Soap Bar's cheap, and so's my clothes,
    They've got to be cause of all the f***ing holes,
    It tastes like sh** and it makes you cough,
    And it's the f***ing rubber in it that gets you off.

    Yeah, I smoke Soap Bar with lots of bits of plastic,
    I leaves mine in it cause it tastes fantastic,
    Skunk costs too much, I can't see the appeal,
    Of smoking Port Rocky, Soap Bar or Gold Seal,
    Smoke Rocky in a bong, bucket or hot-knives,
    Bake it in a cake for your Mam as a surprise,
    I smokes Green, and it's gone in an instant,
    But Soap Bar lasts, cause it's f***ing consistent.

    Smoking on up, Soap Bar in the sky,
    I'll smoke Soap Bar 'till I f***ing die,
    Before I die and they lay me to rest,
    I will always smoke Soap Bar, that's the best.

    Last night I went out driving in my car,
    I sparked up a fat spliff of f***ing Soap Bar,
    A Blim-burn burned right down to my d***,
    And while I was distracted, I f***ing crashed into a
    Brick wall, the car was f***ing battered,
    The bonnet flipped up and the windscreen shattered,
    You're better off smoking The Green instead,
    Cause it don't Blim-Burn and it's better for your head.

    Soap Bar! Sitting in a deep sweat,
    Thinking! I've got to get some Rocky for the,
    Weekend! The sight of Draw excites me,
    Stick it in a bong, light it up and chug a f***ing,
    Whitey! Burning holes in my tracky,
    This sh** always happens when I'm smoking f***ing Rocky,
    You've heard it on the news; you've seen it on the telly,
    Add up for moving Soap Bar down f***ing Liz Werry


    Smoking on up, Soap Bar in the sky,
    I'll smoke Soap Bar 'till I f***ing die,
    Before I die and they lay me to rest,
    I will always smoke Soap Bar, that's the best.

    Most Soap Bar comes from f***ing Holland,
    They make it out of oil, and tires and pollen,
    Diesel, Miramar, Flat-Press too;
    These are types of Soap Bar available to you,
    These little bits of plastic you find inside;
    You can use those as a quality guide,
    Of the standard of Soap Bar that you are smoking,
    The more bits of plastic means the better the toking.

    Eat a Hash-cake but wait a while,
    It'll take about an hour ain't Draw versatile,
    You can burn it, eat it, or smoke it in a spliff,
    Space shakes, Draw gateau's, you knows it Delia Smith,
    Lying in your bed dropping blimps on your pubes,
    Selling Draw to your mates but it's really Oxo cubes,
    When you're cooking up draw, be quick don't lick it,
    Cause it's really f***ing hot and it'll burn your fingers.

    This bloke said to me; You haven't got a clue,
    About the damage that Soap Bar can do to you
    I tried to see things from his point of view,
    But I couldn't fit my head up his asshole too,
    The bloke was wrong, I knows my stuff,
    I knows if I smoke it, I'm gonna feel rough,
    My lungs are f***ed and my throat is raw,
    Cause the thing about Soap Bar; it's f***ing hardcore.

    Smoking on up, Soap Bar in the sky,
    I'll smoke Soap Bar 'till I f***ing die,
    Before I die and they lay me to rest,
    I will always smoke Soap Bar, that's the best.

    Well anyway I think it's better myself to lean forwards,
    When smoking Soap Bar, because you are less likely to Blim-Burn,
    You know what I mean?

    Innit, check it out man! I got some quality f***ing Gold-Seal for you, innit?

    Shape up all those little bits of plastic what you find inside, right,
    And then f***ing stick them in a teapot,
    Makes a lovely cup of tea, that does.

    What I do, stick a f** in the microwave, right,
    You toke it up, you sticks the Draw on top,
    And you rams it in a bong and you rams the bong in your f***ing head.

    Yeah that's like my f***ing lungs feel like,
    They're f***ing collapsing sometimes from the Soap Bar like,
    You know?
     
  2. Grapefruity

    Grapefruity Sunny Side Up

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    hehe cool...

    I could like it, if i could get more than a headache from it :p!
     
  3. Gixer

    Gixer Member

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    rip off of goldie looking chains song. cheater ;)
     
  4. Gixer

    Gixer Member

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    just listened to the track, its goldie lookin chains song word for word, thought you were passing it off as a poem you wrote yourself LOL :)
     
  5. AnarchistScott

    AnarchistScott Member

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    YES finnaly some goldie lookin chain into the forum...i knew theyd make it

    lol yes im a self confessed soap bar smoker, though im sure it aint as bad as they say..im know i never find any plastic or anythin, just seed shells sumtimes
     
  6. TokeTrip

    TokeTrip Senior Member

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    I'd rather smoke chicken shit than soap bar.
     
  7. AnarchistScott

    AnarchistScott Member

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    not even if u knew u could no longer get bush? and the only thing available was soapbar?

    it gets u high an its cheap, wot can i say?
     
  8. WeeDMaN

    WeeDMaN a pothead

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    Id buy alot of it and try to find a way to extract the THC from the bad shit. I read one way somewhere on Overgrow quite a long while ago but I dont remember how. Meh Im not much of a hash smoker anyways. Havnt seen too much soap bar here but the last blonde hash I had was like rock fuckin hard.
     
  9. 2cesarewild

    2cesarewild I'm an idiot.

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    lol, dude i'd build a couple buckets and grow some bushes if soapbar was all available.
     
  10. lost in smoke

    lost in smoke Member

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    £10 of soapbar (1/4ounce) crumbled into butter n cooked n put into brownies got 5 people into trances- i jus dont get it y people say it is crap- ye clearly for smokin, but for eatin it is blastin!
     
  11. AnarchistScott

    AnarchistScott Member

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    i agree, it kicks ass wen eaten
     
  12. retinalcircus

    retinalcircus Member

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    its just basically poison
     
  13. Spacer

    Spacer 'Enlighten yourself'

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    A quarter is only 7 grammes and yeah, it's poison, but sometimes there are no other options.
     
  14. Spuff

    Spuff Where's my ciggies?

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    It's a shame ... the only pot I can get where I live is soap bar ... I'd gladly pay extra for quality weed but no-one I know sells it ... arrrgghhh!!
     
  15. AnarchistScott

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    yeah im in the same mate... cept at least i know guy who gets skunk now an again which i guess makes me appreciate quality weed more
     

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