My younger brother had a very brief career as a shoe salesman. When asked, the single event that drove him to an abrupt change of occupation was the day the fat woman asked for shoes way too small for her fat feet. As my hapless brother struggled to force her foot into one of the shoes, she looked down at his bald head, thought it was her knee, and threw her dress over it.
thats crazy, he didnt have to stay there though....and wait a minute why was his head that close to her body anyways?